Cliff and Kendall: Coast 2 Coast

Cliff and Kendall grapple with an unbelievable loss. Also: an Etiquette Tip in honor of the late Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn, a Memorial, and Politics as Usual in honor of the late Mr. Snodbottom. 

We're reducing "drama" in your "life" this week! Also adding fun with: a game of Consensual Sex, Life Together, or Put 'em Down with KBSH's BIG STAR #DELORES, a Media Minute, and Dear Cliff and Kendall. Also a life altering fax is received at the end of the show. 

We're talking circles around circles of friends this week! Also: Bad Jokes return, What is it with Kendall??, What the Kidz R Sayin, and a musical tribute to Freedom. 

It's Busheltown Sobriety Week and we're talking about, what else, but sobriety! Also a NATIONALLY KNOWN RADIO STAR stumbles into the studio, new segment Tell Us What U Really Think, Fill in the _______, and Things U Should Know! #HUGEGUESTSTAR

Cliff and Kendall are humoring Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn yet again. Also: a co-host's BIG REVEAL, new segment Don't Go There, Wanna Hear Something Weird??, and an Etiquette Tip! #Manners #PostTheThird

Cliff and Kendall are just waiting for their CA$H to roll in while they do a show about stocks. Will they get their hosts-only hot tub? Segments include: Who Would U Do?, What the Kidz R Saying, and Politics as Usual! 

We're getting scientific this week and telling you how to release all the endorphins you like! Also: new segment Judge Cliff and Kendall, old segment R U Talking 2 Me, we find a big bag full of cash, and Stupid Questions!

It's a sneak attack to celebrate being thankful all year! We've got new segment Remember When?, a Holy Prayer, Weird News, and weird Hot Subjects! 

Flex You! We're speaking on flexibility this week! With: new segment Fill in the _________, What the Kidz R Saying, and Flex Tips with Kendall's BIG GUEST!! 

Cliff and Kendall decide to switch topics when a Tornado Watch is issued for the Busheltown area. We've got Tornado Tips, new segment Is The Price Right??, Things U Should Know, and a mattress covered Media Minute! 

Finally a show about everyone's favorite topic: The Bottom Belch! Don't miss: an Emergency Tip Quiz, Don't Quote Me, and more listener problems are solved with Dear Cliff and Kendall. Also a toxic spill threatens Busheltown. 

This week we're giving you all you ever needed to know about Vitamins and just what their deal is anyway! Also: Weird News, What is it with Kendall?, Politics as Usual, and a rift develops between the two fat hosts that may or may not ever truly heal! 

It's Easter weekend in Busheltown and Cliff and Kendall are as egg-shaped as ever! We're talking stones rolling away, bunny trails, frilly bonnets and more; with segments like: Kwik Komment, Songs U Should Know, and Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn's Etiquette Tip! 

We've got the truth about deception this week! Kendall begins the show with a magic trick and it all goes to hell after that. Also: Media Minute and Stupid Questions!

We've got the skinny on the sleepy this week! Also on the show: You Wanna Hear Something WEIRD?, It's Showtime!! with Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn and Mr. Snodbottom, and Things U Should Know! Wake up your friends and neighbors, they won't want to sleep through this one!

A normal 'Salute to Bananas' gives way to mayhem this week, as prank after prank goes far too far! Also: a Special Gift, How Long Would You Wait? Stupid Questions, and What the Kidz R Saying. 

You'll delight in the discourse our duo delivers about the Master of Lies himself, the Devil! Also in this show (which is definitely not a celebration of Satan): Dear Cliff and Kendall, WWID, and Engage in Consensual Intercourse With, Build a Life Together With, or Put Down Humanely. 

Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn has challenged Cliff and Kendall to do a show that's nothing but cheerful! The end result is this smile-inducing episode with segments like: Emergency Tip Quiz, Fun Facts, and Mrs. PB comes in with a cheerful Etiquette Tip. (This show is roughly the length of one pig orgasm.)

Disappointment is the topic of the week when, all of a sudden, one of our hosts gets conked on the head and forgets who he is! Also: R U Talkin' 2 Me?, Politics as Usual, and Mr. Snodbottom and Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn step in for Hot Subjects!

We're talking gross-outs this week! (We had to talk about something). Also: a calcium-rich Media Minute, we ask the eternal question "What Is It w/ Kendall?," and almost strike out during "Don't Quote Me"! 

Cliff and Kendall are hosting an episode about internet etiquette when a loose bear corners them in the studio. Also: an Emergency Tip Quiz, Stupid Questions, and Songs U Should Know! 

Kendall is blaming Cliff for his cough and they're both trying to host a show about GERMS! Also: hear Oscar pics in the new segment "It's Showtime w/ Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn and Mr. Snodbottom," Things U Should Know, and Weird News! 

This week we'll teach you ways to love yourself (even if you're fat and awful!) Also: Weird News, Dear C&K, and a Self Love Anthem for all! 

We've been asked to address safety for the teens of Busheltown, and you're our guinea pigs! Also: a Safety Song, What the Kidz R Sayin, and a Journey to Busheltown! 

Hopefully laughter through tears is also your favorite emotion, as we're finding the comedy in crying this week! On top of all this: new segment Nobody Asked, old segment Things U Should Know, and How Long Would You Wait?? Also a visit from noted Busheltown psychologist Dr. Herschel Blathers. 

Cliff and Kendall are forced to do a show against their will after Mr. Snodbottom abruptly calls them back from Winter Break. The hosts' miss their new friend Alf, whom they met in line at the bus station. 

(DISCLAIMER: In this show Kendall reads a list of celebrities our writers claimed were in their thirties. Many are actually well over 40.) We're talking the trials and travails of the trentagenarian! Also Bad Jokes and other popular segments. 

Cliff and Terri the Temp both showed up to host this episode all about those foods we eat first every day! They've also got our new segment The Rosebud Movie Quiz, What the Kidz R Saying, and Kendall's Stupid Questions! 

Cliff and Kendall countdown to the annual NYE Rye Drop in Busheltown! Also: New Year's Safety Tips, an Emergency Tip Quiz, Hot Subjects, and Politics as Usual. Come join us in leaving 2013 safely behind! 

Cliff and Kendall have one chance to change their fate this Christmas Eve! With a little help from some Busheltown citizens, this turns out to be one unique Christmas indeed! 

What happened a few years ago when Cliff and Kendall lost the Christmas spirit? They were visited by 3 ghosts on Christmas Eve, like normal people! 

This show's all about Christmas Trees! Where did they come from? Where are they going? We've also got Stupid Xmas Questions, Terrible Xmas Jokes, and a new segment with a name too long to type! Celebrate the holidays with us for the SEVENTH Christmas in a row!!! 

We're roasting these old chestnuts another year! We've got "Cliff and Kendall Save Christmas" and "Journey to Bethlehem," so whether you like your Christmas comedy religious or secular- we've got you covered! 

It's our annual studio Christmas party, held for the first year in Busheltown! Cliff and Kendall find a box beneath their desk that helps them enjoy the party. 

Pie- It's NOT Just For Dessert Anymore! It's also the topic of our show today- we've got Pie Truth Bombs, a Pie Judging Contest, an Emergency Pie Quiz, and regular segments RU Talkin 2 Me?! and Things You Should Know! Don't miss an episode so good you'll want to eat the whole thing! 

We're attempting gratitude this holiday season on the show! We've got In-Your-Face-Musical-Comedy, Parade Talk with Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn, WWID, and What the Pilgrims R Saying! 

We may be moving but the internet talk show WILL go on! We've got packing tape, announcements to make, and tons of heartache! Also: new segment DTDDBDDTDD, Weird News, and Media Minute! 

This week we're celebrating and illuminating all that November really is! We've also got new segment How Long Would You Wait?, Fun Facts, and Dear Cliff and Kendall. Don't miss all the fun and the VERY DISTRESSING REVELATION that occurs near the end of the show. 

Kendall Boy is turning 32 this week! We've got 32 hankies for this pity party! Also: a Gift in the form of Perfect Pitch, What Is It w/ Kendall?, Stupid Questions, and Things U Should Know!

It's shock after shock when Cliff and Kendall meet the demon possessed pig farmer known as Hillbilly Willy! This Halloween Cliff and Kendall are in for terror never before imagined! Stay tuned until the end for the final shock is the most shocking shock of all! 

This chilling re-broadcast takes you on a Halloween journey to an orphanage in the North Busheltown Woods! What could go wrong? How about a lonely ghost, a psychic nun, and a ton of paperwork!?!? 

We're paying slight tribute to the Universal Monsters this week as our annual Halloween Party goes on in the studio! We've got costumes, punch, special guests, an Etiquette Tip, Would BOO Rather, and News for trick-or-treaters from Kendall's Mother in this seasonally spooky show! 

In the 3rd HBW, Cliff and Kendall are lost on a dark and stormy night. There's an ominous gas station, a mysterious house on a hill, a negative podcast review, and an irritable bowel attack. All this and slightly more soul-wrenching terror than you're accustomed to and much more in this haunted Halloween special! 

We're mostly ghostly as we speculate about specters this week on the show! Ghost facts, What the Kidz R Saying, & Don't Quote Me! await you in this song-infested Halloween episode! 

A terrifying book tour, 2 evil podcasting enemies, and oh yeah- a demon possessed pig farmer are all involved in the 2nd installment of Hillbilly Willy! Part 3 returns next week! 

Experience the beginning of a series of Halloween Terrors starring the demon-possessed pig farmer known as Hillbilly Willy. Cliff and Kendall are off for a relaxing autumn vacation in the North Busheltown Woods that gets derailed by supernatural forces! 

From Britney to Tommy Crooze, we're talking the loco famous! To be honest we've all got some screws loose this week as we attempt new segment "Politics as Usual," hear News from Kendall's Mother, and find out a few Things You Should Know!! 

Alert the news media: We're finally talking cell phones this week on the show! We've also got (an attempt at) Bad Jokes, You Wanna Hear Something Weird? and more!! 

It's Cliff's birthday, and instead of the blessed gift of death, Kendall's baked Cliff 32 (cup) cakes! We've also got songs aplenty, Songs U Should Know, WWID, and a Hot Subjects that really twerks! Cliff is old and almost dead now. 

Mr. Snodbottom may've had another stroke, but Charles the Contractor stepped in to produce the show! We bring you tips for being a handyman around your own home, along with a Media Min., R U Talkin 2 Me?, and a Journey to Busheltown! 

We're teaching you how to "look smart" and "not smell" this week! We've also got Bad Jokes, Stupid Questions and R U Talkin 2 Me? 

Finally someone gives the lawyers their due! We're saluting America's Fav Lawyers this week along with new segment WWID, Don't Quote Me, and Stupid Questions! Download and listen or you're in contempt! You can't handle the truth!!!!!!!

We're sick (and so fat you'd cry or blorch if you saw us) this week. We're pulling through though, with help from our friends and tips from our writers! We've also got Bad Jokes, Dear Cliff and Kendall, and Would U Rather? 

Say "Yes" to learning how to say "No" this week on C&K! Also: Bad Jokes return, Learn what "Angry Hobo" means w/ What the Kidz R Saying, & Mrs. PBBC drops in to share an Etiquette Tip. 

We're resting on our ample haunches this week and basking in the glow of 300! We're reminiscing, singing, giving you Things You Should Know, and asking the eternal question: What is it with Kendall? Join us for this landmark in our career!

We're grateful for every plateful this week! As we approach 300, we reflect on having an attitude of gratitude. Also on deck: new segment WTF, Media Minute and Weird News! 

We're giving Los Angeles its due today! We're talkin' hot spots, sunshine, and celebrities! Also: new segment Star Talk, News from Kendall's Mother, and an Etiquette Tip from Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn. 

Two Fat Blobs are toasting One Big Apple tonight! We've got a tribute worthy of New York City itself; along with an NYC Tip Quiz, Stupid Questions and a harrowing Journey to Busheltown! You won't wanna miss a thing! 

We're spicing up and down today with news you can use about spices! Also: game show "Weight, Weight, Don't Eat That", the hottest 'Hot Subjects' out there, and 'What the Kidz R Saying." 

We're full of ideas for Moms, Dads, and Grands! We're improving the lives of homemakers this week; and we've got a Tip Quiz, News from Kendall's Mother, Dear C&K, and Things U Should Know! 

Our power went out so we're giving you ideas for activities in the dark! We've also got Songs You Should Know, R U Talkin' 2 Me?, and more! 

We're discussing miserable people and why they seek the company of similar friends. Also we've got Bad Jokes, Don't Quote Me!, and What is it with Kendall??

We're exploring all sides of every side, as well as counting down the top selling condiments in the USA! We've also got Bad Jokes, You Wanna Hear Something Weird? and Don't Quote Me!

We're talking money woes this week on the show! So tighten your purse strings and loosen your ears for Bad Jokes, Fun Facts, and You Wanna Hear Something Weird?

We're taking 4 old segments out behind the barn and putting them down. But first we revisit Cliff and Kendall in the Kitchen, Nocturnal Emissions, Tech Talk, and Trailer Park Review!

We're toasting those who've changed our lives without getting the credit they deserve! We've also got Bad Jokes, Don't Quote Me, and Things U Should Know!!

We're talking the weight of the nation! (It's mostly our fault). Also, we've got Bad Jokes, Things You Should Know, and News From Kendall's Mother!

We're talkin' helping yourself and others this week! We've got an uplifting show for these troubled times, along with Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and Stooopid Questions! Help yourself by downloading now!

Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn produced this episode targeting the Grandma demographic! We've got Bad Jokes, Dear Cliff and Kendall, an Etiquette Tip, and more things you and ladies of a certain age will enjoy!

We're helping you release all your anxiety this week! Also with Bad Jokes, What the Kidz R Saying, and News from Kendall's Mother!

This week we'll tell you just where not to go in front of others! We've also got Bad Jokes, Media Minute, and Don't Quote Me!

We're looking backward a quarter of a century to one of history's great years: 1988!  Also: Bad Jokes, What Is It With Kendall??, and Hot Subjects! In short: This week two fat hosts repeatedly say, "I can't believe 1988 was 25 years ago!"

We're giving old video stores the salute they've deserved for over 20 years! We've also got Bad Jokes, RU Talkin 2 Me? and Stupid Questions!

We're giving your creativity a kick in the pants!! We've also got Bad Jokes, Weird News, and Songs You Should Know!

If you're lying awake at night asking yourself the tough questions- Stop! and turn on this show! We've also got Bad Jokes and segments so soporific you'll be dozing in seconds! Featuring the return of Mrs. PBBC's St. Patrick's Day sherry!

We're giving you the help we never had! There ARE other things to do than eat (not that we've tried them). Also we've got Bad Jokes, What the Kidz R Saying, and new segment What Is It With Kendall??

"Kindness Part 2" devolves into surprise after surprise, and SURPRISE, you're gonna love it! Also we've got shocking Bad Jokes, and segments so screwed up we still can't get them untangled. And: CAKE!

Kindness is contagious this week as we tell you how to ignite the fires of kindness within! Also we've got Horrible Jokes, a Journey to Busheltown, and a new segment called Don't Quote Me!

Cliff and Terri the Temp explore the true meaning of Lunch. Also with Bad Jokes, Things You Should Know, and Stoooopid Questions!

We're solving JFK, Hoffa, Ms. Amelia, and more! Also God-awful Jokes, and other enigmatic segments you'll mysteriously love.

We're taking the express to Safe-town today! We're arriving unhurt with Bad Jokes, Safety Tips, and more segments that will first do no harm.

We've got all you need for a polite new YOU! Also in our show: Bad Jokes, an Etiquette Tip, and You Wanna Hear Something Weird!?!? The landslide's bringing us down politely this week!

$$$$$ JACKPOT $$$$$ What are we gonna do with all our cash?? Also: Bad Jokes and Stupid Questions for outrageously wealthy men!

We're giving out free tips on how to stay positive in 2013! We've also got Bad Jokes, a Media Minute Flashback, an Etiquette Tip, and more! So if you want to have a happy, healthy new year- even if you are a morbidly obese sack of shhht- download this show!

We're boldly going where many have gone before- we've got the lowdown on the high-up (space) this week! We're inspecting the moon, the stars, Bad Jokes, Jupiter, and other segments you'll space out over!

We're hosting the Busheltown New Year's Eve Parade! We also brought some Special Guests, Bad Jokes, Things You Should Know, and 'What the Kidz R Saying' along for the ride. So take our chubby hands and ring in 2013 with us, from our glass booth atop WBSH, Mrs. Pussybottom's local radio station.

We've got two Cliff and Kendall Holiday Adventures! "Cliff and Kendall Save Christmas": C & K get Santa out of a jam. "Journey to Bethlehem": Hilarity ensues when C & K stumble upon the birth of Jesus Christ.

Grab a plate and join us for Stupid Xmas Q's, a sleigh full of Bad Jokes, a Christmas Journey to Busheltown, and special guests! GOD BLESS US EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When our 2 fat hosts lose their Christmas spirit, it's up to a rag-tag trio of ghosts to help them find it! On Christmas Eve Eve!!

We're partying down Christmas style this week! You're invited to enjoy the musical selections, Stupid Q's, Bad Jokes, Would U Rather, and other such festive holiday segments! Tis the Season to be Obese!

We're giving the friendly beasts of the barnyard their overdue due this week! Also we've got clucking Bad Jokes, Dear C&K, and R U Talkin' 2 Me!?

We're helping you Move On this week! With Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and Dear C & K! Also our studio computer gets a virus.

Live from Busheltown, it's our 2012 Turkey Day show! We're cracking wise about Pilgrims and Pie- plus Songs, Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and Stupid Questions from Audience Members! We're almost as thankful for our listeners as we are for stuffing ourselves!

We're giving a nod to our northern neighbors! This show also features: Bad Jokes, Stupid Questions, and What the Kidz R Saying! Oh Canada, Oh Cliff and Kendall! Oh thank God we're getting 4 more years of Obama!

Kendall turns 31 as only he can, with Bad Jokes, Stupid Questions, and Weird News!!! Join us for the party of a lifetime!

The spectre of demon-possessed pig farmer Hillbilly Willy looms over the ghostly happenings that surround Cliff and Kendall's trip to pick up a baby in the North Busheltown Woods just before Halloween.

You're on our invite list! We're putting the "hardy har har" back into "party" this week with satanic Bad Jokes, Would BOO Rather, and R U Booin' at Me? It's our party and we'll binge if we want to!

The 3rd installment in our Halloween franchise! For parts 1 and 2, go to cliffandkendall.blogspot.com. Part 4 coming next week!

All new scares await you with this peek into Busheltown's unique way of celebrating Halloween! Also terrifying and beloved Journeys to Busheltown are revisited by Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn and Mr. Snodbottom.

We're talkin' voodoo, hoodoo, and unfortunately doodoo this week on the show! We've also got Bad Jokes, U Wanna Hear Something Weird?, and What the Kidz R Saying. Download now or a voodoo master will get you!!! (probably)