Cliff and Kendall: Coast 2 Coast

We're hitting hard and mumbling about motives with the eternal question, "Who ya doin' it for??" Also included: Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and, oh, do you have a Minute for some Media?

We're taking you through the tough times! Along with Bad Jokes (Speaking of tough times!), and other segments you're sure to enjoy!

This week we're celebrating Cliff's Birthday again!  We've got bad jokes, Songs you should know, and Are You Talking to Me?  Plus a pitch perfect surprise by Cliff!

We're talkin' "Inner Age" this week! It's a bloated show full of Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and Would U Rather????

We're morse coding ourselves to you so we can extol the virtues of Thomas Edison! Also included on this e-phonograph: Bad Jokes, What the Kidz R Sayin, & a Media Min! YOFLOFI!!

Two fat blobs discuss the "fine arts!" We're talkin' ballet, opera, pointillism, you name it! Along with other great segments like Bad Jokes! Throw on your smock and get ready for a "hilarious good time."* *Quote by Mr. Snodbottom

Cliff and Kendall defy Mr. Snodbottom and do a show dedicated to Magic and Bette Midler! Also: Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and U Wanna Hear Something Weird?

We're being FORCED to salute former President Bush this week! Against our will we bring you: Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and Would U Rather?: GWB Edition!

If you know someone that's feeling lonely, just burn them this show on a cd! Here's how cool folks like you can make new friends. And Bad Jokes, What the Kidz R Sayin', and Things U Should Know!

Finally! We're in the know about H2O! All that plus the Bushelton Abbey Finale, an announcement from Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn, Bad Jokes, and News from K's Mom!! Welcome to Cliff and Kendall's Wet Drippin' Mess- all about Water!

We're coming back around this week and talkin' karma! Along with this, Oprah and Oprah bring you Bad Jokes, Media Minute, and R U Talkin' 2 Me?

We're gonna help you feel better than ever this week! Esteem boosting Bad Jokes, Weirder News than you've ever heard, and Question so Stupid- your IQ will double!

We're disproving stereotypes this week! (Except the one about fat people eating constantly). With Bushelton Abbey Part 2, Bad Jokes, and Dear C & K!

We're looking back to life exactly 50 years ago! Big events covered by big people- along with Bad Jokes, Songs (of 1962) You Should Know, and some antiquated Etiquette from Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn!

Whoa nelly! We're minding our manners this week. We've also got Bad Jokes, Weird News, and Things U Should Know! You'll Frodo your own Baggins with excitement!

We're talking up dressing down! The formal vs. sloppy debate is on- with Bad Jokes, Bushelton Abbey Part 1, and Would U Rather!

Curtain up! Charge your mp3 players! We're saluting the habitat of the thespian. With Bad Jokes, 3 Star Theater, and an Etiquette Tip you won't believe!

We're upping your hipness quotient this week! With Bad Jokes, What the Kidz R Saying, and R U Talkin' 2 Me! Let's bask in each other's coolness!

Cliff goes missing and Kendall must continue the show without him.

We're up early to inform you about the virtues of breakfast! We've also got juicy Dear C&K, Things U Should Know, and Bad Jokes!

We celebrate the dark drink this week! Along with other wonderfully wacky segments!

Cliff and Kendall + Cinco de Mayo go together like salsa and corn chips! We've also got Bad Jokes, Chubby Challenge Results, Weird News, and Dear Cliff and Kendall!

Burst free of the judgements of others- cuz haters gonna hate! We teach you how, along with Bad Jokes, Media Minute, and Would U Rather!

We're honoring forgotten inventors today! We check in on our Chubby Challenge, along with Bad Jokes, Stoopid Q's, and F.U. Join us, even if the Peabody committee refuses to!

Laughter, dead ahead! We're honoring the centennial of the Titanic's ill-fated voyage. We've got Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and a Titanic History Lesson! It's Smooth Sailing with Cliff and Kendall!

We're live on the air color commentators at the Busheltown Easter Parade! Also we brought Bad Jokes, What the Kidz R Saying, and Things U Should Know About Easter with us in our baskets! Join us along with our special guests for comedic times and of course a few seasonal song selections! There's something about, listeners, You & I (or We). Happy Easter from Two Egg-Shaped People!

We're saluting Earth's largest mammals. No, not ourselves! It's a whale of a show with Bad Jokes, Weird News, and Hot Subjects!

We're living in the now, looking like cows! We've also got Bad Jokes, Weird News, and Three Star Theater!! Join us- in the moment!

Listen to us, we're Irish! We've got lot'sa green fun no matter your ethnic heritage! Also Bad Jokes and a Journey to Busheltown! Now that's what we call "lucky"!

It's a rainy day filled with fun, as we pull some old games out of the storage closet. We've got Things & Songs U Should Know, R U Talkin' 2 Me?, Would U Rather, and of course Bad Jokes!

We've got blessings coming out of our wazoos! So many great things along with Bad Jokes, and other classic segments!

Letting go of our favorite stars is never easy, but we'll make it through! Also Bad Jokes, Dear C&K, and R U Talkin' 2 Me?!?

We're all about foolish fights this week! How to diffuse? How to settle them? With Bad Jokes, Tech Talk, and Stupid Q's!

This week join us as we tell you how to get fit.  Ok so we might really talk about how fat we are, but we got tips on how to loose weight.

Come on a fantasy field trip with us to enjoy more Simple Pleasures! The fans demanded more pleasures and we deliver! We've also got Hot Subjects, R U Talkin' 2 Me?, and Bad Jokes out the ying yang.

How to enjoy the "little things"! We're talkin' free happiness, along with Bad Jokes, Weird News, and Media Minute! Some might say this episode is a simple pleasure.

We've got the first month of the year covered! We're talking the Roman god Janus and more, with Bad Jokes, Songs U Should Know, and What the Kidz R Saying! Cuddle up in a snow fort and take a listen!

We're saluting the things we can't take with us! Or are we? What ARE we doing? We've got Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and Dear Cliff and Kendall. It won't be long before our episode number catches up with our weight!

Chrome dome solidarity! We're talkin' shiny pates today with Bad Jokes and other segments for the baldy in all of us.

It's time for a new year, and time to get up out of that rut!  Go into 2012 with Cliff and Kendall right.  Out of the rut!

At the close of the year, we're facing our fears! What should you fear? Plus Bad Jokes and few patented C&K zingers!

We're back in Busheltown and back in the Xmas spirit! We've got our First Lady and other guests bringing you a live show all about the your favorite Dec. 25 holiday!

Cliff and Kendall were fat to begin with. So fat they cancelled their Christmas show! And it's up to three ghosts to show them the error of their weight, er . . . ways!

The classic "Cliff and Kendall Save Christmas" is back! With bonus Christmas show: A Journey to Bethlehem. Enjoy the true meaning of Christmas: podcast Christmas specials!

We're revealing Christmas traditions from different lands in the only way we know how: Belches and Buffets. Also- it's a party! With a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Feliz Navidad!

It's time again to compile our best bits of bushel town.  Cliff and Kendall are on vacation, but Mrs. Potterbutter-butterchurn and Mr. Snodbottom are hosting this weeks episode!

We're gobbling our way through dinner as we talk pilgrims, pie, and pigging out! Along with Bad Jokes, Things You Should Know About Thanksgiving, and F.U.!

This is what Democracy looks like! And Obesity sounds like! We're in Btown talkin' protestors and Wall Street fat cats! Along with Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and What the Kidz R Saying!

You're invited to the angriest birthday party around! Kendall is turning 30 with the help of some Bad Jokes, Stupid Questions, and an Etiquette Lesson!

It's a dark and stormy night and our fat heroes are lost!  There's an old house on the hill, maybe someone in there can help? A Halloween special full of fun, fright, and FAT!

The second installment finds Cliff and Kendall on an ill-fated book tour.  And then: enemies, hell demons, and more terror!

You're invited! Candy required, costume optional- we're partying down with Bad Jokes, Scary Movie R U Talkin' 2 Me, and Halloween Hot Subjects!

The original classic!  In the beginning, two fatsos met a demon possessed pig farmer.  And the rest is terrifying history.

Double, double! Toil and trouble! We're talkin' Witchy Women this week! With Things You Should Know About Witches, a Witchy Would U Rather, and Jokes so bad they must've been hexed by a witch!

What are the best/worst ways to Bite the Big One? Also Weird News, Stupid Q's, and Jokes so Bad you'll wish you were dead!

Summer can suck it, as we toast the best season of them all! We've got an Etiquette Tip, a Journey to Busheltown, and Bad Jokes the color of autumn leaves. Also, what's that noise?

You are invited to Cliff's 30th Birthday show! Listen as he tells his 20's just where to shove it! Also Bad Jokes, Songs U Should Know, and Hot Subjects! No gifts please.

Two fat dogs are fighting over this steak of an episode! We're not in charge, neither are you, and that's okay! Learn why- with Bad Jokes, Things You Should Know, and Dear Cliff and Kendall!

Up for debate: Is reality TV the devil!!? Also Bad Jokes, R U Talkin 2 Me, and Stooopid Questions!

We're talking milestones and celebrating our own! We've got Bad Jokes, What the Kidz R Saying, Things You Should Know About the Show, an ALL NEW segment, and a tasteful look back at the past 200 shows! Come along for the ride!

What have we learned from doing almost 200 shows? Find out and "enjoy" Bad Jokes, an Etiquette Tip, and Would U Rather?! Also, Charles the Contractor is on hand looking for a gas leak.

Tweet your friends! We're exploring the world of Facebook, MySpace, and the like! We've also got Bad Jokes, FU, and the ever-helpful Dear Cliff and Kendall.

It's time again for another classic episode of Cliff and Kendall. This episode aired on August 27, 2009. We can't believe it's been that long either. With special guests, The Ransom Notes!

Beat the heat of the summer with this Ice Cold Show! We've got breezy Bad Jokes, Songs U Should Know, and a frosty batch of Stupid Questions!

It's another classic episode of Cliff and Kendall. It's the pilot of our sitcom show. Come with us won't you as Mr. Snodbottom has his debut on the show.

Listen along with us as we revisit and provide outrageous commentary on a show from 185 weeks ago! Oh, how we've changed and how you'll guffaw!!

This week from the vault, we're talking stress!!!!! How to cope with it and how to live a better stress free life courtesy of Cliff and Kendall. Life lessons FOR FREE!!

What does it mean to be a brother? Or a sister? Find out this week! Along with Bad Jokes, What the Kidz R Sayin', and, um, a Media Minute!

This week we delve again into the Cliff and Kendall vault for a classic episode entitled "The Alan Program". It was a failed spin off attempt by frequent guest star Alan.

Celebrate the end of a magical era with us! We've got wizarding Things U Should Know and R U Talkin' 2 Me? all about Harry Potter! No death-eaters allowed!!

Here's another episode from the Cliff and Kendall Archives. Bad Jokes, Cliff's Media Minute, and Things You Should Know. Start over again (again) with us won't you?

Cheer up with some fat friends! We discuss "lonely" along w/ Bad Jokes, Stupid Q's, and a 3-Hanky Journey to Busheltown!

This week we delve once again into the Cliff and Kendall Vault for a classic episode.

When the tough gets going, Cliff and Kendall roll with the punches. We've got bad jokes, three star theatre, and things you should know!

For this week's classic episode from the vault, Cliff and Kendall visit VEGAS! Bad jokes, Drag Queen Parade, Cliff and Kendall in the Kitchen (7 Eleven), and Media Minute from the lobby of the Wayne Newton Show!!! Join us for the loosest slots in town!

This week we're paying tribute to the biggest mother of them all: Mother Earth! Join us as we extol the virtues of our planet. With Bad Jokes, R U Talkin' 2 Me? and Would U Rather!

This week, we start our Cliff and Kendall Classic Episodes from the vault. It our classic episode on a plane, with a nun!!!

This week, Cliff and Kendall are back in Nashville in their bedrooms they occupied as teenagers. What will they uncover? You'll have to listen to find out. With bad jokes, Would You Rather, and You Talkin' To Me?

"Join us as we celebrate a decade of friendship! With private stories, Things U Should Know (About Us), Bad Jokes, and Stoopid Questions!"

"Are we destined to repeat the lives of our parents? Also- What the Kidz R Sayin, and News from K's Mom! Explore these and other hotter topics this week!"

We're buggin' out in B-town to celebrate the return of the 13 year cicadas! Join us for Bad Jokes, Would You Rather, and Dear Cliff and Kendall: all Live from Busheltown's Cicadas in the Rye Festival!

F is for friends who host shows together! U is for U & Us! With Lots of laughs & ways to have fun every day! Also Bad Jokes, Weird News, and Things U Should Know!"

The "Kings of May" are here to make you aware of all you need to enjoy this month! Holidays, special occasions, and more! With Bad Jokes, What the Kidz R Sayin, and the fan-favorite F.U. segment!

This week, turn on a fountain, get out your zen garden and prepare to calm yourself. Also this week, Bad Jokes, Stoopid Questions, and Three Star Theatre!

Grab some rice and a glass of champagne! The day we've been waiting for is here!! Vows, songs, jokes, and LOVE make this the wedding you don't want to miss!

The shock jocks are back again! Wake up Assholes!

Celebrate the queen of the screen with us! We're teaching the kids all about Liz! With Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know (about the double Oscar winner) and R U Talkin' 2 Me?

Don't freak out as we delve into various fears. And we get a surprise guest!!! Stick around for Bad Jokes, Songs U Should Know, and Stoooopid Q's!

Everything's riding on this one! We'll show you how to stack your cards against life, along with Bad Jokes! Things U Should Know! and Stoooopid Questions! It's a make it or break it kind of show!

Bonus month concludes with the #1 show about #2! We've got a load of info for you, as well as Bad Jokes! Stupid Q's! and 3 Star Theater!

We've got a purr-fect show for you! We're giving the cats their due and we're also meowing through Bad Jokes, Stupid Q's, and a fax-ual Dear Cliff and Kendall! It's the cat's meow!

It's the end of the world and we feel fine! (We also feel fat!) Watch out for those 4 horsemen as they gallop through our sassy Bad Jokes and various other segments!

A Tribute to Man's BFF! Kendall opines for lost pets of the past, while Cliff presents his defense for a college mishap! Woof Bad Jokes, Stupid Q's, and 4 the Health of It!

Listen as two bloated near-30 yr old adolescents rail against aging! Should we botox? How does it really feel to be 28, er, 29? Our rapidly sagging bodies are pulling no punches!

We've got the luck o' the Irish and the girth o' the Obese! Join us under the rainbow for Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and Weird News!

That's right! We're taking on squealing infants this week! Along with Bad Jokes, Dear C&K, and Things u Should Know! Happy Bonus Month!

America needs a laff! We're here in Old Glory's time of need with MEGA Bad Jokes, What the Kidz R Sayin', and a gut-busting Journey to Busheltown! CAUTION: Your side may explode from repeated guffaws!!

Join us for the soiree of the year! We're gonna black swan your social network with Bad Jokes, R U Talkin' 2 Me, and you'll go (Lady) GaGa for our Media Minute! It's golden!

You can sit anywhere you want on our bus! We're talking awesome black history this week! With "Would U Rather," "R U Talkin' 2 Me?" and "Badddd Jokes!" We've got a dream- that you'll listen to this show!

Love is 'On The Air'! Tune in for a HUGE surprise at minute 30! Along with Bad (Sexy) Jokes, a Romantic Etiquette Tip, and a steamy slice of "F.U."!!