Cliff and Kendall: Coast 2 Coast

Episode 334 - April Fools' Day Gets Out of Hand

A normal 'Salute to Bananas' gives way to mayhem this week, as prank after prank goes far too far! Also: a Special Gift, How Long Would You Wait? Stupid Questions, and What the Kidz R Saying. 

Episode 333 - The Half Devil Show

You'll delight in the discourse our duo delivers about the Master of Lies himself, the Devil! Also in this show (which is definitely not a celebration of Satan): Dear Cliff and Kendall, WWID, and Engage in Consensual Intercourse With, Build a Life Together With, or Put Down Humanely. 

Episode 332 - The Cheerful Challenge

Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn has challenged Cliff and Kendall to do a show that's nothing but cheerful! The end result is this smile-inducing episode with segments like: Emergency Tip Quiz, Fun Facts, and Mrs. PB comes in with a cheerful Etiquette Tip. (This show is roughly the length of one pig orgasm.)

Episode 331 - Disappointments and Amnesia

Disappointment is the topic of the week when, all of a sudden, one of our hosts gets conked on the head and forgets who he is! Also: R U Talkin' 2 Me?, Politics as Usual, and Mr. Snodbottom and Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn step in for Hot Subjects!

Episode 330 - Cliff and Kendall are Disgusting

We're talking gross-outs this week! (We had to talk about something). Also: a calcium-rich Media Minute, we ask the eternal question "What Is It w/ Kendall?," and almost strike out during "Don't Quote Me"! 

Episode 329 - Bear in the Studio

Cliff and Kendall are hosting an episode about internet etiquette when a loose bear corners them in the studio. Also: an Emergency Tip Quiz, Stupid Questions, and Songs U Should Know! 

Episode 328 - Kendall is Sick

Kendall is blaming Cliff for his cough and they're both trying to host a show about GERMS! Also: hear Oscar pics in the new segment "It's Showtime w/ Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn and Mr. Snodbottom," Things U Should Know, and Weird News! 

Episode 327 - For the Love of Yourself

This week we'll teach you ways to love yourself (even if you're fat and awful!) Also: Weird News, Dear C&K, and a Self Love Anthem for all! 

Episode 326 - Safety Talk #ForTeens

We've been asked to address safety for the teens of Busheltown, and you're our guinea pigs! Also: a Safety Song, What the Kidz R Sayin, and a Journey to Busheltown! 

Episode 325 - Cliff and Kendall Wept

Hopefully laughter through tears is also your favorite emotion, as we're finding the comedy in crying this week! On top of all this: new segment Nobody Asked, old segment Things U Should Know, and How Long Would You Wait?? Also a visit from noted Busheltown psychologist Dr. Herschel Blathers. 

Episode 324 - Winter Breakers

Cliff and Kendall are forced to do a show against their will after Mr. Snodbottom abruptly calls them back from Winter Break. The hosts' miss their new friend Alf, whom they met in line at the bus station. 

Episode 323 - People in Their 30's

(DISCLAIMER: In this show Kendall reads a list of celebrities our writers claimed were in their thirties. Many are actually well over 40.) We're talking the trials and travails of the trentagenarian! Also Bad Jokes and other popular segments. 

Episode 322 - Salute to Breakfast Foods

Cliff and Terri the Temp both showed up to host this episode all about those foods we eat first every day! They've also got our new segment The Rosebud Movie Quiz, What the Kidz R Saying, and Kendall's Stupid Questions! 

Episode 321 - New Year's Eve Rye Drop

Cliff and Kendall countdown to the annual NYE Rye Drop in Busheltown! Also: New Year's Safety Tips, an Emergency Tip Quiz, Hot Subjects, and Politics as Usual. Come join us in leaving 2013 safely behind! 

Episode 320 - One Non-Magic Christmas

Cliff and Kendall have one chance to change their fate this Christmas Eve! With a little help from some Busheltown citizens, this turns out to be one unique Christmas indeed! 

Special Presentation - A Cliff and Kendall Christmas Carol

What happened a few years ago when Cliff and Kendall lost the Christmas spirit? They were visited by 3 ghosts on Christmas Eve, like normal people! 

Episode 319 - Oh Xmas Tree, Oh Xmas Tree

This show's all about Christmas Trees! Where did they come from? Where are they going? We've also got Stupid Xmas Questions, Terrible Xmas Jokes, and a new segment with a name too long to type! Celebrate the holidays with us for the SEVENTH Christmas in a row!!! 

Special Presentation - Christmas Double Feature

We're roasting these old chestnuts another year! We've got "Cliff and Kendall Save Christmas" and "Journey to Bethlehem," so whether you like your Christmas comedy religious or secular- we've got you covered! 

Episode 318 - The Christmas Party with the Box

It's our annual studio Christmas party, held for the first year in Busheltown! Cliff and Kendall find a box beneath their desk that helps them enjoy the party. 

Episode 317 - Let's Do a Pie Show!

Pie- It's NOT Just For Dessert Anymore! It's also the topic of our show today- we've got Pie Truth Bombs, a Pie Judging Contest, an Emergency Pie Quiz, and regular segments RU Talkin 2 Me?! and Things You Should Know! Don't miss an episode so good you'll want to eat the whole thing! 

Episode 316 - Thanksgiving 2013 (or "Say Hello 2 Busheltown")

We're attempting gratitude this holiday season on the show! We've got In-Your-Face-Musical-Comedy, Parade Talk with Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn, WWID, and What the Pilgrims R Saying! 

Episode 315 - Packing Up/Moving Out (or "Say Goodbye 2 Hollywood")

We may be moving but the internet talk show WILL go on! We've got packing tape, announcements to make, and tons of heartache! Also: new segment DTDDBDDTDD, Weird News, and Media Minute! 

Episode 314 - November Awareness Month

This week we're celebrating and illuminating all that November really is! We've also got new segment How Long Would You Wait?, Fun Facts, and Dear Cliff and Kendall. Don't miss all the fun and the VERY DISTRESSING REVELATION that occurs near the end of the show. 

Episode 313 - Kendall's Tragic 32nd Birthday Disaster

Kendall Boy is turning 32 this week! We've got 32 hankies for this pity party! Also: a Gift in the form of Perfect Pitch, What Is It w/ Kendall?, Stupid Questions, and Things U Should Know!

Episode 312 - Hillbilly Willy 5: Cliff and Kendall Go to Hell

It's shock after shock when Cliff and Kendall meet the demon possessed pig farmer known as Hillbilly Willy! This Halloween Cliff and Kendall are in for terror never before imagined! Stay tuned until the end for the final shock is the most shocking shock of all! 

Special Presentation - Hillbilly Willy 4

This chilling re-broadcast takes you on a Halloween journey to an orphanage in the North Busheltown Woods! What could go wrong? How about a lonely ghost, a psychic nun, and a ton of paperwork!?!? 

Episode 311 - The Classic Monster Party

We're paying slight tribute to the Universal Monsters this week as our annual Halloween Party goes on in the studio! We've got costumes, punch, special guests, an Etiquette Tip, Would BOO Rather, and News for trick-or-treaters from Kendall's Mother in this seasonally spooky show! 

Special Presentation - Hillbilly Willy 3: House of Demons

In the 3rd HBW, Cliff and Kendall are lost on a dark and stormy night. There's an ominous gas station, a mysterious house on a hill, a negative podcast review, and an irritable bowel attack. All this and slightly more soul-wrenching terror than you're accustomed to and much more in this haunted Halloween special! 

Episode 310 - Ghost 2 Ghost

We're mostly ghostly as we speculate about specters this week on the show! Ghost facts, What the Kidz R Saying, & Don't Quote Me! await you in this song-infested Halloween episode! 

Special Presentation - Hillbilly Willy Returns

A terrifying book tour, 2 evil podcasting enemies, and oh yeah- a demon possessed pig farmer are all involved in the 2nd installment of Hillbilly Willy! Part 3 returns next week! 

Special Presentation - The Halloween of Hillbilly Willy

Experience the beginning of a series of Halloween Terrors starring the demon-possessed pig farmer known as Hillbilly Willy. Cliff and Kendall are off for a relaxing autumn vacation in the North Busheltown Woods that gets derailed by supernatural forces! 

Episode 308 - When Celebrities Go Crazy

From Britney to Tommy Crooze, we're talking the loco famous! To be honest we've all got some screws loose this week as we attempt new segment "Politics as Usual," hear News from Kendall's Mother, and find out a few Things You Should Know!! 

Episode 307 - One Cell of a Show

Alert the news media: We're finally talking cell phones this week on the show! We've also got (an attempt at) Bad Jokes, You Wanna Hear Something Weird? and more!! 

Episode 306 - 32 Birthday Cake Salute

It's Cliff's birthday, and instead of the blessed gift of death, Kendall's baked Cliff 32 (cup) cakes! We've also got songs aplenty, Songs U Should Know, WWID, and a Hot Subjects that really twerks! Cliff is old and almost dead now. 

Episode 305 - Charles the Contractor Presents "Handyman Hints"

Mr. Snodbottom may've had another stroke, but Charles the Contractor stepped in to produce the show! We bring you tips for being a handyman around your own home, along with a Media Min., R U Talkin 2 Me?, and a Journey to Busheltown! 

Episode 304 - Guide 2 Good Grooming

We're teaching you how to "look smart" and "not smell" this week! We've also got Bad Jokes, Stupid Questions and R U Talkin 2 Me? 

Episode 303 - Salute to America's Favorite Lawyers

Finally someone gives the lawyers their due! We're saluting America's Fav Lawyers this week along with new segment WWID, Don't Quote Me, and Stupid Questions! Download and listen or you're in contempt! You can't handle the truth!!!!!!!

Episode 302 - Under the Weather

We're sick (and so fat you'd cry or blorch if you saw us) this week. We're pulling through though, with help from our friends and tips from our writers! We've also got Bad Jokes, Dear Cliff and Kendall, and Would U Rather? 

Episode 301 - How to Say No

Say "Yes" to learning how to say "No" this week on C&K! Also: Bad Jokes return, Learn what "Angry Hobo" means w/ What the Kidz R Saying, & Mrs. PBBC drops in to share an Etiquette Tip. 

Episode 300 - Episode 300: Can You Believe It?

We're resting on our ample haunches this week and basking in the glow of 300! We're reminiscing, singing, giving you Things You Should Know, and asking the eternal question: What is it with Kendall? Join us for this landmark in our career!

Episode 299 - Thanks a Lot

We're grateful for every plateful this week! As we approach 300, we reflect on having an attitude of gratitude. Also on deck: new segment WTF, Media Minute and Weird News! 

Episode 298 - The L.A. Tribute Show

We're giving Los Angeles its due today! We're talkin' hot spots, sunshine, and celebrities! Also: new segment Star Talk, News from Kendall's Mother, and an Etiquette Tip from Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn. 

Episode 297 - The New York Tribute Show

Two Fat Blobs are toasting One Big Apple tonight! We've got a tribute worthy of New York City itself; along with an NYC Tip Quiz, Stupid Questions and a harrowing Journey to Busheltown! You won't wanna miss a thing! 

Episode 296 - Spice it Up!

We're spicing up and down today with news you can use about spices! Also: game show "Weight, Weight, Don't Eat That", the hottest 'Hot Subjects' out there, and 'What the Kidz R Saying." 

Episode 295 - Hints 4 the Homemakers Out There

We're full of ideas for Moms, Dads, and Grands! We're improving the lives of homemakers this week; and we've got a Tip Quiz, News from Kendall's Mother, Dear C&K, and Things U Should Know! 

Episode 294 - Things to Do When the Power's Out

Our power went out so we're giving you ideas for activities in the dark! We've also got Songs You Should Know, R U Talkin' 2 Me?, and more! 

Episode 293 - Misery Loves Company

We're discussing miserable people and why they seek the company of similar friends. Also we've got Bad Jokes, Don't Quote Me!, and What is it with Kendall??

Episode 292 - Always Use a Condiment

We're exploring all sides of every side, as well as counting down the top selling condiments in the USA! We've also got Bad Jokes, You Wanna Hear Something Weird? and Don't Quote Me!

Episode 291 - The Fiscal Cliff and Kendall

We're talking money woes this week on the show! So tighten your purse strings and loosen your ears for Bad Jokes, Fun Facts, and You Wanna Hear Something Weird?

Episode 290 - Revenge of the Cancelled Segments

We're taking 4 old segments out behind the barn and putting them down. But first we revisit Cliff and Kendall in the Kitchen, Nocturnal Emissions, Tech Talk, and Trailer Park Review!

Episode 289 - Salute to Unknown Arthurs

We're toasting those who've changed our lives without getting the credit they deserve! We've also got Bad Jokes, Don't Quote Me, and Things U Should Know!!

Episode 288 - My Country Tis Obese

We're talking the weight of the nation! (It's mostly our fault). Also, we've got Bad Jokes, Things You Should Know, and News From Kendall's Mother!

Episode 287 - Help Yourself to a Little Cliff and Kendall

We're talkin' helping yourself and others this week! We've got an uplifting show for these troubled times, along with Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and Stooopid Questions! Help yourself by downloading now!

Episode 286 - The Show For Old Ladies

Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn produced this episode targeting the Grandma demographic! We've got Bad Jokes, Dear Cliff and Kendall, an Etiquette Tip, and more things you and ladies of a certain age will enjoy!

Episode 285 - Ax Anxiety

We're helping you release all your anxiety this week! Also with Bad Jokes, What the Kidz R Saying, and News from Kendall's Mother!

Episode 284 - Don't Go There!

This week we'll tell you just where not to go in front of others! We've also got Bad Jokes, Media Minute, and Don't Quote Me!

Episode 283 - 1988: 25 Years Later

We're looking backward a quarter of a century to one of history's great years: 1988!  Also: Bad Jokes, What Is It With Kendall??, and Hot Subjects! In short: This week two fat hosts repeatedly say, "I can't believe 1988 was 25 years ago!"

Episode 282 - Salute to Video Stores

We're giving old video stores the salute they've deserved for over 20 years! We've also got Bad Jokes, RU Talkin 2 Me? and Stupid Questions!

Episode 281 - Creativity Alive!

We're giving your creativity a kick in the pants!! We've also got Bad Jokes, Weird News, and Songs You Should Know!

Episode 280 - Things To Do When You Can't Sleep

If you're lying awake at night asking yourself the tough questions- Stop! and turn on this show! We've also got Bad Jokes and segments so soporific you'll be dozing in seconds! Featuring the return of Mrs. PBBC's St. Patrick's Day sherry!

Episode 279 - Things To Do Other Than Eat

We're giving you the help we never had! There ARE other things to do than eat (not that we've tried them). Also we've got Bad Jokes, What the Kidz R Saying, and new segment What Is It With Kendall??

Episode 278 - Shhh . . . It's the Surprise Show!

"Kindness Part 2" devolves into surprise after surprise, and SURPRISE, you're gonna love it! Also we've got shocking Bad Jokes, and segments so screwed up we still can't get them untangled. And: CAKE!

Episode 277 - Killing Them Softly w/ Kindness

Kindness is contagious this week as we tell you how to ignite the fires of kindness within! Also we've got Horrible Jokes, a Journey to Busheltown, and a new segment called Don't Quote Me!

Episode 276 - The Hot Lunch Show

Cliff and Terri the Temp explore the true meaning of Lunch. Also with Bad Jokes, Things You Should Know, and Stoooopid Questions!

Episode 275 - Unsolved Mystery Solvers

We're solving JFK, Hoffa, Ms. Amelia, and more! Also God-awful Jokes, and other enigmatic segments you'll mysteriously love.

Episode 274 - All Aboard the Safety Train

We're taking the express to Safe-town today! We're arriving unhurt with Bad Jokes, Safety Tips, and more segments that will first do no harm.

Episode 273 - Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn's Politeness Party

We've got all you need for a polite new YOU! Also in our show: Bad Jokes, an Etiquette Tip, and You Wanna Hear Something Weird!?!? The landslide's bringing us down politely this week!

Episode 272 - We Win the Lottery in This One

$$$$$ JACKPOT $$$$$ What are we gonna do with all our cash?? Also: Bad Jokes and Stupid Questions for outrageously wealthy men!

Episode 271 - Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn's Positivity Party

We're giving out free tips on how to stay positive in 2013! We've also got Bad Jokes, a Media Minute Flashback, an Etiquette Tip, and more! So if you want to have a happy, healthy new year- even if you are a morbidly obese sack of shhht- download this show!

Episode 270 - Outer Space Awareness Week

We're boldly going where many have gone before- we've got the lowdown on the high-up (space) this week! We're inspecting the moon, the stars, Bad Jokes, Jupiter, and other segments you'll space out over!

Episode 269 - What Are We Doing New Year's Eve?

We're hosting the Busheltown New Year's Eve Parade! We also brought some Special Guests, Bad Jokes, Things You Should Know, and 'What the Kidz R Saying' along for the ride. So take our chubby hands and ring in 2013 with us, from our glass booth atop WBSH, Mrs. Pussybottom's local radio station.

Special Presentation - Christmas Double Feature

We've got two Cliff and Kendall Holiday Adventures! "Cliff and Kendall Save Christmas": C & K get Santa out of a jam. "Journey to Bethlehem": Hilarity ensues when C & K stumble upon the birth of Jesus Christ.

Episode 268 - The Christmas Dinner Show

Grab a plate and join us for Stupid Xmas Q's, a sleigh full of Bad Jokes, a Christmas Journey to Busheltown, and special guests! GOD BLESS US EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Special Presentation - A Cliff and Kendall Christmas Carol

When our 2 fat hosts lose their Christmas spirit, it's up to a rag-tag trio of ghosts to help them find it! On Christmas Eve Eve!!

Episode 267 - Xmas Party at the Studio

We're partying down Christmas style this week! You're invited to enjoy the musical selections, Stupid Q's, Bad Jokes, Would U Rather, and other such festive holiday segments! Tis the Season to be Obese!

Episode 266 - Salute to Barnyard Animals

We're giving the friendly beasts of the barnyard their overdue due this week! Also we've got clucking Bad Jokes, Dear C&K, and R U Talkin' 2 Me!?

Episode 265 - Get Over It!

We're helping you Move On this week! With Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and Dear C & K! Also our studio computer gets a virus.

Episode 264 - Thanksgiving Home Companion- Live 2012

Live from Busheltown, it's our 2012 Turkey Day show! We're cracking wise about Pilgrims and Pie- plus Songs, Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and Stupid Questions from Audience Members! We're almost as thankful for our listeners as we are for stuffing ourselves!

Episode 263 - Salute to Canada

We're giving a nod to our northern neighbors! This show also features: Bad Jokes, Stupid Questions, and What the Kidz R Saying! Oh Canada, Oh Cliff and Kendall! Oh thank God we're getting 4 more years of Obama!

Episode 262 - Kendall's "One Day Closer to Death" Day

Kendall turns 31 as only he can, with Bad Jokes, Stupid Questions, and Weird News!!! Join us for the party of a lifetime!

Episode 261 - Hillbilly Willy 4

The spectre of demon-possessed pig farmer Hillbilly Willy looms over the ghostly happenings that surround Cliff and Kendall's trip to pick up a baby in the North Busheltown Woods just before Halloween.

Episode 260 - Halloween Web-Party

You're on our invite list! We're putting the "hardy har har" back into "party" this week with satanic Bad Jokes, Would BOO Rather, and R U Booin' at Me? It's our party and we'll binge if we want to!

Special Presentation - Hillbilly Willy 3: House of Demons

The 3rd installment in our Halloween franchise! For parts 1 and 2, go to cliffandkendall.blogspot.com. Part 4 coming next week!

Episode 259 - Halloween in Busheltown

All new scares await you with this peek into Busheltown's unique way of celebrating Halloween! Also terrifying and beloved Journeys to Busheltown are revisited by Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn and Mr. Snodbottom.

Episode 258 - Voodoo!

We're talkin' voodoo, hoodoo, and unfortunately doodoo this week on the show! We've also got Bad Jokes, U Wanna Hear Something Weird?, and What the Kidz R Saying. Download now or a voodoo master will get you!!! (probably)

Episode 257 - Who Ya Doin' It For?

We're hitting hard and mumbling about motives with the eternal question, "Who ya doin' it for??" Also included: Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and, oh, do you have a Minute for some Media?

Episode 256 - Overcoming Obstacles (Obviously Not Obesity)

We're taking you through the tough times! Along with Bad Jokes (Speaking of tough times!), and other segments you're sure to enjoy!

Episode 255 - 31 Should Be Fun

This week we're celebrating Cliff's Birthday again!  We've got bad jokes, Songs you should know, and Are You Talking to Me?  Plus a pitch perfect surprise by Cliff!

Episode 254 - How Old Do You Feel?

We're talkin' "Inner Age" this week! It's a bloated show full of Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and Would U Rather????

Episode 253 - Thomas Edison Awareness Week

We're morse coding ourselves to you so we can extol the virtues of Thomas Edison! Also included on this e-phonograph: Bad Jokes, What the Kidz R Sayin, & a Media Min! YOFLOFI!!

Episode 252 - Fine Arts Awareness Week

Two fat blobs discuss the "fine arts!" We're talkin' ballet, opera, pointillism, you name it! Along with other great segments like Bad Jokes! Throw on your smock and get ready for a "hilarious good time."* *Quote by Mr. Snodbottom

Episode 251 - Magic Midler

Cliff and Kendall defy Mr. Snodbottom and do a show dedicated to Magic and Bette Midler! Also: Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and U Wanna Hear Something Weird?

Episode 250 - George W. Bush: American Hero

We're being FORCED to salute former President Bush this week! Against our will we bring you: Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and Would U Rather?: GWB Edition!

Episode 249 - The Making New Friends Show

If you know someone that's feeling lonely, just burn them this show on a cd! Here's how cool folks like you can make new friends. And Bad Jokes, What the Kidz R Sayin', and Things U Should Know!

Episode 248 - Water, Water Everywhere

Finally! We're in the know about H2O! All that plus the Bushelton Abbey Finale, an announcement from Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn, Bad Jokes, and News from K's Mom!! Welcome to Cliff and Kendall's Wet Drippin' Mess- all about Water!

Episode 247 - The Karma Initiative

We're coming back around this week and talkin' karma! Along with this, Oprah and Oprah bring you Bad Jokes, Media Minute, and R U Talkin' 2 Me?

Episode 246 - Self Esteem Explosion

We're gonna help you feel better than ever this week! Esteem boosting Bad Jokes, Weirder News than you've ever heard, and Question so Stupid- your IQ will double!

Episode 245 - Stereotypes We Break

We're disproving stereotypes this week! (Except the one about fat people eating constantly). With Bushelton Abbey Part 2, Bad Jokes, and Dear C & K!

Episode 244 - 1962

We're looking back to life exactly 50 years ago! Big events covered by big people- along with Bad Jokes, Songs (of 1962) You Should Know, and some antiquated Etiquette from Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn!

Episode 243 - On Our Best Behavior

Whoa nelly! We're minding our manners this week. We've also got Bad Jokes, Weird News, and Things U Should Know! You'll Frodo your own Baggins with excitement!