Cliff and Kendall: Coast 2 Coast

Episode 299 - Thanks a Lot

We're grateful for every plateful this week! As we approach 300, we reflect on having an attitude of gratitude. Also on deck: new segment WTF, Media Minute and Weird News! 

Episode 298 - The L.A. Tribute Show

We're giving Los Angeles its due today! We're talkin' hot spots, sunshine, and celebrities! Also: new segment Star Talk, News from Kendall's Mother, and an Etiquette Tip from Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn. 

Episode 297 - The New York Tribute Show

Two Fat Blobs are toasting One Big Apple tonight! We've got a tribute worthy of New York City itself; along with an NYC Tip Quiz, Stupid Questions and a harrowing Journey to Busheltown! You won't wanna miss a thing! 

Episode 296 - Spice it Up!

We're spicing up and down today with news you can use about spices! Also: game show "Weight, Weight, Don't Eat That", the hottest 'Hot Subjects' out there, and 'What the Kidz R Saying." 

Episode 295 - Hints 4 the Homemakers Out There

We're full of ideas for Moms, Dads, and Grands! We're improving the lives of homemakers this week; and we've got a Tip Quiz, News from Kendall's Mother, Dear C&K, and Things U Should Know! 

Episode 294 - Things to Do When the Power's Out

Our power went out so we're giving you ideas for activities in the dark! We've also got Songs You Should Know, R U Talkin' 2 Me?, and more! 

Episode 293 - Misery Loves Company

We're discussing miserable people and why they seek the company of similar friends. Also we've got Bad Jokes, Don't Quote Me!, and What is it with Kendall??

Episode 292 - Always Use a Condiment

We're exploring all sides of every side, as well as counting down the top selling condiments in the USA! We've also got Bad Jokes, You Wanna Hear Something Weird? and Don't Quote Me!

Episode 291 - The Fiscal Cliff and Kendall

We're talking money woes this week on the show! So tighten your purse strings and loosen your ears for Bad Jokes, Fun Facts, and You Wanna Hear Something Weird?

Episode 290 - Revenge of the Cancelled Segments

We're taking 4 old segments out behind the barn and putting them down. But first we revisit Cliff and Kendall in the Kitchen, Nocturnal Emissions, Tech Talk, and Trailer Park Review!

Episode 289 - Salute to Unknown Arthurs

We're toasting those who've changed our lives without getting the credit they deserve! We've also got Bad Jokes, Don't Quote Me, and Things U Should Know!!

Episode 288 - My Country Tis Obese

We're talking the weight of the nation! (It's mostly our fault). Also, we've got Bad Jokes, Things You Should Know, and News From Kendall's Mother!

Episode 287 - Help Yourself to a Little Cliff and Kendall

We're talkin' helping yourself and others this week! We've got an uplifting show for these troubled times, along with Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and Stooopid Questions! Help yourself by downloading now!

Episode 286 - The Show For Old Ladies

Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn produced this episode targeting the Grandma demographic! We've got Bad Jokes, Dear Cliff and Kendall, an Etiquette Tip, and more things you and ladies of a certain age will enjoy!

Episode 285 - Ax Anxiety

We're helping you release all your anxiety this week! Also with Bad Jokes, What the Kidz R Saying, and News from Kendall's Mother!

Episode 284 - Don't Go There!

This week we'll tell you just where not to go in front of others! We've also got Bad Jokes, Media Minute, and Don't Quote Me!

Episode 283 - 1988: 25 Years Later

We're looking backward a quarter of a century to one of history's great years: 1988!  Also: Bad Jokes, What Is It With Kendall??, and Hot Subjects! In short: This week two fat hosts repeatedly say, "I can't believe 1988 was 25 years ago!"

Episode 282 - Salute to Video Stores

We're giving old video stores the salute they've deserved for over 20 years! We've also got Bad Jokes, RU Talkin 2 Me? and Stupid Questions!

Episode 281 - Creativity Alive!

We're giving your creativity a kick in the pants!! We've also got Bad Jokes, Weird News, and Songs You Should Know!

Episode 280 - Things To Do When You Can't Sleep

If you're lying awake at night asking yourself the tough questions- Stop! and turn on this show! We've also got Bad Jokes and segments so soporific you'll be dozing in seconds! Featuring the return of Mrs. PBBC's St. Patrick's Day sherry!

Episode 279 - Things To Do Other Than Eat

We're giving you the help we never had! There ARE other things to do than eat (not that we've tried them). Also we've got Bad Jokes, What the Kidz R Saying, and new segment What Is It With Kendall??

Episode 278 - Shhh . . . It's the Surprise Show!

"Kindness Part 2" devolves into surprise after surprise, and SURPRISE, you're gonna love it! Also we've got shocking Bad Jokes, and segments so screwed up we still can't get them untangled. And: CAKE!

Episode 277 - Killing Them Softly w/ Kindness

Kindness is contagious this week as we tell you how to ignite the fires of kindness within! Also we've got Horrible Jokes, a Journey to Busheltown, and a new segment called Don't Quote Me!

Episode 276 - The Hot Lunch Show

Cliff and Terri the Temp explore the true meaning of Lunch. Also with Bad Jokes, Things You Should Know, and Stoooopid Questions!

Episode 275 - Unsolved Mystery Solvers

We're solving JFK, Hoffa, Ms. Amelia, and more! Also God-awful Jokes, and other enigmatic segments you'll mysteriously love.

Episode 274 - All Aboard the Safety Train

We're taking the express to Safe-town today! We're arriving unhurt with Bad Jokes, Safety Tips, and more segments that will first do no harm.

Episode 273 - Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn's Politeness Party

We've got all you need for a polite new YOU! Also in our show: Bad Jokes, an Etiquette Tip, and You Wanna Hear Something Weird!?!? The landslide's bringing us down politely this week!

Episode 272 - We Win the Lottery in This One

$$$$$ JACKPOT $$$$$ What are we gonna do with all our cash?? Also: Bad Jokes and Stupid Questions for outrageously wealthy men!

Episode 271 - Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn's Positivity Party

We're giving out free tips on how to stay positive in 2013! We've also got Bad Jokes, a Media Minute Flashback, an Etiquette Tip, and more! So if you want to have a happy, healthy new year- even if you are a morbidly obese sack of shhht- download this show!

Episode 270 - Outer Space Awareness Week

We're boldly going where many have gone before- we've got the lowdown on the high-up (space) this week! We're inspecting the moon, the stars, Bad Jokes, Jupiter, and other segments you'll space out over!

Episode 269 - What Are We Doing New Year's Eve?

We're hosting the Busheltown New Year's Eve Parade! We also brought some Special Guests, Bad Jokes, Things You Should Know, and 'What the Kidz R Saying' along for the ride. So take our chubby hands and ring in 2013 with us, from our glass booth atop WBSH, Mrs. Pussybottom's local radio station.

Special Presentation - Christmas Double Feature

We've got two Cliff and Kendall Holiday Adventures! "Cliff and Kendall Save Christmas": C & K get Santa out of a jam. "Journey to Bethlehem": Hilarity ensues when C & K stumble upon the birth of Jesus Christ.

Episode 268 - The Christmas Dinner Show

Grab a plate and join us for Stupid Xmas Q's, a sleigh full of Bad Jokes, a Christmas Journey to Busheltown, and special guests! GOD BLESS US EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Special Presentation - A Cliff and Kendall Christmas Carol

When our 2 fat hosts lose their Christmas spirit, it's up to a rag-tag trio of ghosts to help them find it! On Christmas Eve Eve!!

Episode 267 - Xmas Party at the Studio

We're partying down Christmas style this week! You're invited to enjoy the musical selections, Stupid Q's, Bad Jokes, Would U Rather, and other such festive holiday segments! Tis the Season to be Obese!

Episode 266 - Salute to Barnyard Animals

We're giving the friendly beasts of the barnyard their overdue due this week! Also we've got clucking Bad Jokes, Dear C&K, and R U Talkin' 2 Me!?

Episode 265 - Get Over It!

We're helping you Move On this week! With Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and Dear C & K! Also our studio computer gets a virus.

Episode 264 - Thanksgiving Home Companion- Live 2012

Live from Busheltown, it's our 2012 Turkey Day show! We're cracking wise about Pilgrims and Pie- plus Songs, Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and Stupid Questions from Audience Members! We're almost as thankful for our listeners as we are for stuffing ourselves!

Episode 263 - Salute to Canada

We're giving a nod to our northern neighbors! This show also features: Bad Jokes, Stupid Questions, and What the Kidz R Saying! Oh Canada, Oh Cliff and Kendall! Oh thank God we're getting 4 more years of Obama!

Episode 262 - Kendall's "One Day Closer to Death" Day

Kendall turns 31 as only he can, with Bad Jokes, Stupid Questions, and Weird News!!! Join us for the party of a lifetime!

Episode 261 - Hillbilly Willy 4

The spectre of demon-possessed pig farmer Hillbilly Willy looms over the ghostly happenings that surround Cliff and Kendall's trip to pick up a baby in the North Busheltown Woods just before Halloween.

Episode 260 - Halloween Web-Party

You're on our invite list! We're putting the "hardy har har" back into "party" this week with satanic Bad Jokes, Would BOO Rather, and R U Booin' at Me? It's our party and we'll binge if we want to!

Special Presentation - Hillbilly Willy 3: House of Demons

The 3rd installment in our Halloween franchise! For parts 1 and 2, go to cliffandkendall.blogspot.com. Part 4 coming next week!

Episode 259 - Halloween in Busheltown

All new scares await you with this peek into Busheltown's unique way of celebrating Halloween! Also terrifying and beloved Journeys to Busheltown are revisited by Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn and Mr. Snodbottom.

Episode 258 - Voodoo!

We're talkin' voodoo, hoodoo, and unfortunately doodoo this week on the show! We've also got Bad Jokes, U Wanna Hear Something Weird?, and What the Kidz R Saying. Download now or a voodoo master will get you!!! (probably)

Episode 257 - Who Ya Doin' It For?

We're hitting hard and mumbling about motives with the eternal question, "Who ya doin' it for??" Also included: Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and, oh, do you have a Minute for some Media?

Episode 256 - Overcoming Obstacles (Obviously Not Obesity)

We're taking you through the tough times! Along with Bad Jokes (Speaking of tough times!), and other segments you're sure to enjoy!

Episode 255 - 31 Should Be Fun

This week we're celebrating Cliff's Birthday again!  We've got bad jokes, Songs you should know, and Are You Talking to Me?  Plus a pitch perfect surprise by Cliff!

Episode 254 - How Old Do You Feel?

We're talkin' "Inner Age" this week! It's a bloated show full of Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and Would U Rather????

Episode 253 - Thomas Edison Awareness Week

We're morse coding ourselves to you so we can extol the virtues of Thomas Edison! Also included on this e-phonograph: Bad Jokes, What the Kidz R Sayin, & a Media Min! YOFLOFI!!

Episode 252 - Fine Arts Awareness Week

Two fat blobs discuss the "fine arts!" We're talkin' ballet, opera, pointillism, you name it! Along with other great segments like Bad Jokes! Throw on your smock and get ready for a "hilarious good time."* *Quote by Mr. Snodbottom

Episode 251 - Magic Midler

Cliff and Kendall defy Mr. Snodbottom and do a show dedicated to Magic and Bette Midler! Also: Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and U Wanna Hear Something Weird?

Episode 250 - George W. Bush: American Hero

We're being FORCED to salute former President Bush this week! Against our will we bring you: Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and Would U Rather?: GWB Edition!

Episode 249 - The Making New Friends Show

If you know someone that's feeling lonely, just burn them this show on a cd! Here's how cool folks like you can make new friends. And Bad Jokes, What the Kidz R Sayin', and Things U Should Know!

Episode 248 - Water, Water Everywhere

Finally! We're in the know about H2O! All that plus the Bushelton Abbey Finale, an announcement from Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn, Bad Jokes, and News from K's Mom!! Welcome to Cliff and Kendall's Wet Drippin' Mess- all about Water!

Episode 247 - The Karma Initiative

We're coming back around this week and talkin' karma! Along with this, Oprah and Oprah bring you Bad Jokes, Media Minute, and R U Talkin' 2 Me?

Episode 246 - Self Esteem Explosion

We're gonna help you feel better than ever this week! Esteem boosting Bad Jokes, Weirder News than you've ever heard, and Question so Stupid- your IQ will double!

Episode 245 - Stereotypes We Break

We're disproving stereotypes this week! (Except the one about fat people eating constantly). With Bushelton Abbey Part 2, Bad Jokes, and Dear C & K!

Episode 244 - 1962

We're looking back to life exactly 50 years ago! Big events covered by big people- along with Bad Jokes, Songs (of 1962) You Should Know, and some antiquated Etiquette from Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn!

Episode 243 - On Our Best Behavior

Whoa nelly! We're minding our manners this week. We've also got Bad Jokes, Weird News, and Things U Should Know! You'll Frodo your own Baggins with excitement!

Episode 242 - How Sloppy Will We Get?

We're talking up dressing down! The formal vs. sloppy debate is on- with Bad Jokes, Bushelton Abbey Part 1, and Would U Rather!

Episode 241 - Salute to Theater

Curtain up! Charge your mp3 players! We're saluting the habitat of the thespian. With Bad Jokes, 3 Star Theater, and an Etiquette Tip you won't believe!

Episode 240 - What Makes You Cool

We're upping your hipness quotient this week! With Bad Jokes, What the Kidz R Saying, and R U Talkin' 2 Me! Let's bask in each other's coolness!

Episode 239 - Way Less Than 127 Hours

Cliff goes missing and Kendall must continue the show without him.

Episode 238 - How Important is Breakfast?

We're up early to inform you about the virtues of breakfast! We've also got juicy Dear C&K, Things U Should Know, and Bad Jokes!

Episode 237 - Coffee, Coffee, Coffee

We celebrate the dark drink this week! Along with other wonderfully wacky segments!

Episode 236 - Cinco de Again-O!

Cliff and Kendall + Cinco de Mayo go together like salsa and corn chips! We've also got Bad Jokes, Chubby Challenge Results, Weird News, and Dear Cliff and Kendall!

Episode 235 - Haters Gonna Hate

Burst free of the judgements of others- cuz haters gonna hate! We teach you how, along with Bad Jokes, Media Minute, and Would U Rather!

Episode 234 - Who Invented Breath Mints?

We're honoring forgotten inventors today! We check in on our Chubby Challenge, along with Bad Jokes, Stoopid Q's, and F.U. Join us, even if the Peabody committee refuses to!

Episode 233 - Titanic 100th Anniversary

Laughter, dead ahead! We're honoring the centennial of the Titanic's ill-fated voyage. We've got Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and a Titanic History Lesson! It's Smooth Sailing with Cliff and Kendall!

Episode 232 - Busheltown Easter Parade

We're live on the air color commentators at the Busheltown Easter Parade! Also we brought Bad Jokes, What the Kidz R Saying, and Things U Should Know About Easter with us in our baskets! Join us along with our special guests for comedic times and of course a few seasonal song selections! There's something about, listeners, You & I (or We). Happy Easter from Two Egg-Shaped People!

Episode 231 - Salute to Whales

We're saluting Earth's largest mammals. No, not ourselves! It's a whale of a show with Bad Jokes, Weird News, and Hot Subjects!

Episode 230 - Live in the Moment!!!

We're living in the now, looking like cows! We've also got Bad Jokes, Weird News, and Three Star Theater!! Join us- in the moment!

Episode 229 - A Belated St. FATrick's Day

Listen to us, we're Irish! We've got lot'sa green fun no matter your ethnic heritage! Also Bad Jokes and a Journey to Busheltown! Now that's what we call "lucky"!

Episode 228 - Game Day!

It's a rainy day filled with fun, as we pull some old games out of the storage closet. We've got Things & Songs U Should Know, R U Talkin' 2 Me?, Would U Rather, and of course Bad Jokes!

Episode 227 - Reasons to Live!!!

We've got blessings coming out of our wazoos! So many great things along with Bad Jokes, and other classic segments!

Episode 226 - When Celebrities Go to Heaven

Letting go of our favorite stars is never easy, but we'll make it through! Also Bad Jokes, Dear C&K, and R U Talkin' 2 Me?!?

Episode 225 - Are Arguments Alright?

We're all about foolish fights this week! How to diffuse? How to settle them? With Bad Jokes, Tech Talk, and Stupid Q's!

Episode 224 - Sneak in Exercise!

This week join us as we tell you how to get fit.  Ok so we might really talk about how fat we are, but we got tips on how to loose weight.

Episode 223 - Simple Pleasures Part Two: Simply More Pleasures

Come on a fantasy field trip with us to enjoy more Simple Pleasures! The fans demanded more pleasures and we deliver! We've also got Hot Subjects, R U Talkin' 2 Me?, and Bad Jokes out the ying yang.

Episode 222 - The Simple Pleasure of Simple Pleasures

How to enjoy the "little things"! We're talkin' free happiness, along with Bad Jokes, Weird News, and Media Minute! Some might say this episode is a simple pleasure.

Episode 221 - January Awareness Month

We've got the first month of the year covered! We're talking the Roman god Janus and more, with Bad Jokes, Songs U Should Know, and What the Kidz R Saying! Cuddle up in a snow fort and take a listen!

Episode 220 - Salute to Material Possessions?

We're saluting the things we can't take with us! Or are we? What ARE we doing? We've got Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and Dear Cliff and Kendall. It won't be long before our episode number catches up with our weight!

Episode 219 - For Bald People Only

Chrome dome solidarity! We're talkin' shiny pates today with Bad Jokes and other segments for the baldy in all of us.

Episode 218 - Get Up Out of That Rut!

It's time for a new year, and time to get up out of that rut!  Go into 2012 with Cliff and Kendall right.  Out of the rut!

Episode 217 - Facing Our Fears

At the close of the year, we're facing our fears! What should you fear? Plus Bad Jokes and few patented C&K zingers!

Episode 216 - Christmas Home Companion 2011

We're back in Busheltown and back in the Xmas spirit! We've got our First Lady and other guests bringing you a live show all about the your favorite Dec. 25 holiday!

Episode 215 - A Cliff and Kendall Christmas Carol

Cliff and Kendall were fat to begin with. So fat they cancelled their Christmas show! And it's up to three ghosts to show them the error of their weight, er . . . ways!

Special Presentation - Cliff and Kendall Christmas Double Feature

The classic "Cliff and Kendall Save Christmas" is back! With bonus Christmas show: A Journey to Bethlehem. Enjoy the true meaning of Christmas: podcast Christmas specials!

Episode 214 - The Great Christmas in Other Lands Party Show

We're revealing Christmas traditions from different lands in the only way we know how: Belches and Buffets. Also- it's a party! With a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! Feliz Navidad!

Episode 213 - Best of Busheltown 2011

It's time again to compile our best bits of bushel town.  Cliff and Kendall are on vacation, but Mrs. Potterbutter-butterchurn and Mr. Snodbottom are hosting this weeks episode!

Episode 212 - Pass the Pie (Thanksgiving 2011)

We're gobbling our way through dinner as we talk pilgrims, pie, and pigging out! Along with Bad Jokes, Things You Should Know About Thanksgiving, and F.U.!

Episode 211 - Occupy Busheltown

This is what Democracy looks like! And Obesity sounds like! We're in Btown talkin' protestors and Wall Street fat cats! Along with Bad Jokes, Things U Should Know, and What the Kidz R Saying!

Episode 210 - Kendall is Angry (and 30)

You're invited to the angriest birthday party around! Kendall is turning 30 with the help of some Bad Jokes, Stupid Questions, and an Etiquette Lesson!

Episode 209 - Hillbilly Willy 3: House of Demons

It's a dark and stormy night and our fat heroes are lost!  There's an old house on the hill, maybe someone in there can help? A Halloween special full of fun, fright, and FAT!

Special Presentation - Hillbilly Willy Returns

The second installment finds Cliff and Kendall on an ill-fated book tour.  And then: enemies, hell demons, and more terror!

Episode 208 - Internet Halloween Party 2011

You're invited! Candy required, costume optional- we're partying down with Bad Jokes, Scary Movie R U Talkin' 2 Me, and Halloween Hot Subjects!

Special Presentation - The Halloween of Hillbilly Willy

The original classic!  In the beginning, two fatsos met a demon possessed pig farmer.  And the rest is terrifying history.

Episode 207 - Witches, The Wonderful World Of

Double, double! Toil and trouble! We're talkin' Witchy Women this week! With Things You Should Know About Witches, a Witchy Would U Rather, and Jokes so bad they must've been hexed by a witch!

Episode 206 - Ways to Die

What are the best/worst ways to Bite the Big One? Also Weird News, Stupid Q's, and Jokes so Bad you'll wish you were dead!