Cliff and Kendall: Coast 2 Coast

Episode 680 - Sewage and Sun Songs

The boys are back in the sewage treatment plant talking what goes down the drain! Then there's a mini-countdown of Sun Songs! Also, segments like WWID and You Wanna Hear Something Weird?? Don't miss this show that dares to GO THERE! 

Episode 679 - Cancel-palooza!

This week there's a sign on Cliff and Kendall's door that reads "Gone Cancelling!" (Not really) They're in the booth and on the hunt for things that must be cancelled! What annoying phrases, cultural trends, or bodily functions will be on the chopping block?? Will Cliff have to use any vetoes? Don't miss this uncancellable episode of the uncancellable show that also delivers RU Talkin 2 Me and Host Match. And stay tuned for the end, it's Cliff's new single "Bow Down (God's Perfect Voice)"!

Episode 678 - The Glory and Majesty of Cockroaches and Mosquitoes

Cliff and Kendall are finally doing a show about #Cockroaches and #Mosquitoes. Find out the wondrous facts and shocking truths about these Earth creatures! Also, Kendall's big opening, beloved segments WWID and You Wanna Hear Something Weird?? and #MORE! Enjoy this episode which was made especially for you. 

Episode 677 - Scary Foods to Eat in the Dark!

This week Cliff and Kendall are letting you in on the #Scariest Foods on Earth! Will the one you fear most make the list?? Also, #GHOST #STORIES around a hot campfire in the (not North) Busheltown woods! Don't miss this show that will chill your spine in the middle of summer! Also, Cliff's new single "(Put Me On) Unsolved Mysteries," segments like RU Talkin' 2 Me? and Songs U Should Know, and more round out this "gem in the rough of an episode," hidden like a ghost in the closet! 

Episode 676 - Epic Summer FOOD Extravaganza!

Finally and who better, this week Cliff and Kendall are talking Summer Food #Hacks that you must know! Also: fun at the pool, a Food Song mini-countdown, and segments like WWID and more! Don't miss this show that will make your watermelon sugar high! 

Episode 675 - Shrimp, Shrews, and Bigfoot!

WARNING: This one's a shocker! Cliff and Kendall are sharing the most SHOCKING Shrimp facts and the Truth about the #PsychoKillers known as Shrews! Also, hunting for #Bigfoot, segments like WTFood and What the Kids R Saying. Download now or forever live in the dark! 

Episode 674 - Breakfast, But NOT at Tiffany's

Where would you eat #Breakfast? Cliff and Kendall are talking the places to #Breakfast before you die! Also, cool segments that have pleased many: U Wanna Hear Something Weird, Songs U Should Know, and More! Don't miss this show that would never dream of missing you. Download now, huckleberry friends! 

Episode 673 - Stuck in the Elevator With WHOM???!?!?

Finally! Cliff and Kendall are counting down the fictional characters that you'd most want to be stuck in an #Elevator with!! Will your 'fave' make this cutthroat countdown?? Also, new singles, clowns, and segments like Bad Jokes and others fans can't get enough of. Don't miss this show or you will REGRET IT FOREVER! 

Episode 672 - Tearing Nature a New One

Finally! Who better?!? Cliff and Kendall are giving out #LIFE #CHANGING hacks for being in the Outdoors/Nature! Also: a Nature Song countdown, WWID, and fan-favorite segment Get Happy! Don't miss this show that finally reveals what to do about nature! 

Episode 671 - Epic Chubby Movie Star Salute!!

This week Cliff and Kendall are saluting the Biggest Talents to ever grace the Big Screen! (They're also at a Movie Premiere!) It's a #Celebration and all-around #SALUTE to the Chubby Movie Stars of Today and Yesterday. Will your favorite make this crowded list?? Also you'll receive segments like RU Talking 2 Me?! and Shout Outs! Don't miss this tons-of-fun show that dares celebrate normal sized people! 

Episode 670 - The Shocking Incident at Jehovah Park

This week Cliff and Kendall are doing an #EPIC countdown of the best Furniture Ever! Also, the gang checks out a new theme park and things turn DEADLY! Then you'll get segments like #BAD Jokes, WWID, and 1st Impressions- who could ask for anything more?? Don't sleep on this ACTION-PACKED show! 

Episode 669 - Salute to TV Neighbors!

Ding dong! Knock, knock! It's those neighbors from TV that everyone loves! Cliff and Kendall are counting down the wacky, the mooching, and the bespectacled characters from your favorite shows that aren't the stars, but they live close by. Also: segments such as Bad Jokes and more! Don't slam the door in this episode's face, download now! 

Episode 668 - The Extreme! Wild! Horse Trilogy

Horses! Seahorses! Horseflies! Together at last! Tune in as Cliff and Kendall shovel the facts and #HAIR-RAISING truth about #HORSES and the other two. Also: Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn has jury duty, segments like WWID and more! Don't miss the show that dares ask the question: Horses? Yay or Naaaayyyyyyy? 

Episode 667 - Epic Money Moola $how

Cash in on this episode all about that Money Honey! It makes dollars and cents to hear the #BIGMONEY hacks and high value Money Song countdown that are #FREE today only! No money down, zero percent interest on segments like U Wanna Hear Something Weird?? and more! Finally an episode that PAYS off! Download now, because you've hit the jackpot! 

Episode 666 - Flamin' Hot Devil-Satan-Hell Countdown!

Finally, the devil gets his due: a Satanic countdown of all the best #Devil and #Hell related things courtesy of Cliff and Kendall! (Warning: You will go to hell if you skip this episode.) Also in this show: segments like Bad Jokes and RU Talkin' 2 Me!?!, Satanic panic, and classic rock. This one will have you screaming "Hail Satan" or "Save me Jesus"! 

Episode 665 - Vaccination Nation and a Childhood Toy Countdown

Hop in the overweight way-back machine, as Cliff and Kendall relive their childhoods by counting down the best #Toys from way-back when! In addition to the nostalgic regression, you will also find #vaccinations and COOL segments like a second round of First Impressions , WWID, and a look at the Busheltown Community Calendar. Whether you're a He-man lover or someone who prefers building their own tables- this show's for you! 

Special Presentation - Long Distance Dedications

Casey Kasem could never! Tune in for a mind-expanding series of top hits (from today and yesteryear), all dedicated from long distances! This isn't a traditional "show," but you can still #download and listen now!  

Episode 664 - Epic Spring Spectacular!

Thaw out with Cliff and Kendall as they celebrate the season of #SPRING! They've got Spring Cleaning Hacks that will rock the world of teens and boomers alike, AND a mini Countdown of Spring Songs! Will your faves make the list?? Also, segments you love and a MYSTERIOUS BRIEF CASE. 

Episode 663 - Gross, Odd, and Bizarre Things Rabbits and Giraffes Do Behind Our Backs

Finally! Cliff and Kendall are sharing the lowdown on Rabbits (as cute as we think??) and the tall skinny on Giraffes (more than just a neck with legs??)! Also, segments that teens and the elderly can both enjoy: #BadJokes and Dear Cliff and Kendall. Don't miss this show that dares to go the distance! 

Episode 662 - Cliff and Kendall Demand Things From "The Future"

This week Cliff and Kendall are #floating on air! Figuratively of course, as they are on a Parade Float celebrating their friend's return to Busheltown. Also, the Curvy Hosts countdown things they #Need from the Future! (Flying cars anyone??) Then stay tuned for segments like RU Talking 2 Me!? and More! Download, before this Parade Episode passes you by! 

Episode 661 - The (Big Old) Boys Are Back in (Bushel) Town

After a shocking turn of events, Cliff and Kendall are back in Busheltown! What will they do now? How will they carry on?? Find all this out and more! Also, it's a show about #Warthogs and #Meerkats! Is it always so Hakuna Matata for them? And segments like Bad Jokes and other fan favorites! For a good time, download now! 

Episode 660 - The Haunted Butter Churn and Other Ghost Stories

Warning: There's something strange in the neighborhood! The gang deals with a haunted object, tells #Ghost Stories, and lists the best ghosts in and out of this world! Don't miss this #supernatural show that dares ask the question, "What if ghosts were one of us?" 

Episode 659 - 1996: A 25th (!!!) Anniversary Countdown

You better sit down! 1996 was #25 years ago! While you're taking that in, enjoy a countdown of the ten best things from that year. Also: cool segments like WWID and more! If you're still asking yourself "What if God was one of us?" this show's for you!! 

Episode 658 - 1986: The 35th Anniversary Countdown

Finally! Who better?!? Cliff and Kendall go deep into a bygone era, counting down the most tubular things from 1986! Also: Kendall's kangaroo quagmire and righteous segments like You Wanna Hear Something Weird? and RU Talkin' 2 Me?? Download this show and share with friends past and present. (If you're asking, "Where's the beef?" It's in this show!) 

Episode 657 - The All New New Year's Resolution Countdown

Well, if it isn't a new year! And Cliff and Kendall are here to debate the most loved and hated of all New Year's traditions: Resolutions! Good or Evil? You decide! Also: segments like WWID and Dear Cliff and Kendall. Download now to begin your cool new life! 

Episode 656 - A Festive Fizzy 111 Feliz Navidad! (All New Special)

It's Christmas and Cliff and Kendall are competing to see who can write the best holiday script! Will they save or ruin Christmas?? Also #SPECIALGUESTS, surprise visits, and a stolen Christmas! Don't miss this ALL NEW SPECIAL that dares ask (and answer) the question, "What is Christmas all about, Cliff and Kendall?" 

Episode 655 - The FREAKY Side of Christmas!

WARNING! Freaky Holiday! Cliff and Kendall are diving deep into the #Shocking and #Bizarre side of the day Santa and Jesus love best! Also: Hacks 4 the Holidays to ease the burden, cleansing carols, and segments like WWID and RU Talking 2 Me? Pro tip: For a perfect holiday season, download this show! 

Episode 654 - A Major Countdown of Minor Holiday Characters

From that one guy in that thing to that lady in that other thing, Cliff and Kendall are counting down the minor, secondary, supporting, and/or scene stealing characters from movies or specials that celebrate #THEHOLIDAYS! Also, don't miss: Reindeer Games, a pool of blood, a mistletoe makeout, and segments you'll love and cherish all year long! 

Episode 653 - The Duck Duck Goose Show

Cliff and Kendall are delving into the INSANELY wild world of Ducks and Geese! You won't #BELIEVE what their deals are. Also: segments like Stupid Questions and other fan favorites that'll act as the wind beneath your wings! Download now and FLY! 

Binge Listen - Double Merry Holiday Double Feature

• Double down on the #Merriment this year with this Double Feature featuring a double helping of Holiday Cheer in the form of Classic Cliff and Kendall Christmas Specials. Ho ho whoa!
• #1 "Xmasablanca" The gang is living it up in Casablanca, but a crazy mayor and an errant pack of pigs threaten to derail Christmas! Download for unforgettable Guest Stars, ground-breaking Musical Numbers, a lusty co-host, a Terri-of-all-trades, and one huggable Christmas Ass! Prediction: You will download this show, listen to it, love it, turn to yourself in the mirror and say, "Play it again, Me!"
• #2 "Once Upon a Christmas in ... The Falkland Islands" It's December 24th and the Cliff and Kendall gang have to make it to their big performance on time! But, will a series of horrible mishaps prevent them from showing up? Don't miss Special Guest Terri the Temp, a host of holiday hijinks, and visitors from other worlds! Enjoy this show with some freshly roasted chestnuts and a cold flute of eggnog. 

Binge Listen - Six Christmas Specials a Showing!

Settle in for a long winter's listen! It's a sleigh-full of HOLIDAY SPECIALS: First Charles the Contractor turns the holiday on its head in "The Boogie Before Christmas." Then, a serial killer meets his magic match in true holiday style in "Christmas Saves Cliff and Kendall." #3: Blast yourself to the North Pole for the fable of "Cliff and Kendall Save Christmas," with everyone's favorite elf and Christmas robot. #4: It's winter fun by the ton, when the gang spends the holiday in the great white north for "A Canadian Alps Christmas." Penultimately, 'Cliff and Kendall were fat to begin with ...' so begins an obese ghost story of Christmas, a truly original one with three ghosts and two hosts on the ride of their lives in "A Cliff and Kendall Christmas Carol." Finally, spend the holiday in Busheltown as the fat hosts try to save their show, but will a town full of wacko characters get in the way?? Instead of Christmas presents, give people this show! 

Episode 652 - Turkey Talk and a Sides Countdown

It's gobbling season and Cliff and Kendall know the skinny on the most fattening meal of the year: #Thanksgiving Dinner! This episode tackles turkeys and dares to countdown the sides in a surprisingly bitter feud over savory foods! Also: Cool segments (the side dishes of a podcast) and more! Download this episode and enjoy alone or with a group of diseased relatives! #GOBBLEGOBBLE 

Episode 651 - Cliff and Kendall's Blue Period

Don't get the "blues!" This week Cliff and Kendall are talking about the the best BLUE things! Will your favorite be #1? Also, segments like Bad Jokes and More! Don't miss this show that will have you laughing til you're #Blue in the face! 

Episode 650 - The Weird and Wacko Worlds of Weasels and Worms!

Do you know just how evil weasels are? (Except for the one that crawled up the Wendigo's _____). Have you heard the #GOODNEWS about worms? Find out all this and more in this show that will have you saying, "Who better?" and "Finally!" Also, cool segments like U Wanna Hear Something Weird? and Shout Outs! 

Episode 649 - Kendall's Birthday Countdown (The One He Insisted On)

39 Years and Kendall's life is still ... going! So at least there's that. Listen as we #countdown his favorite things, whether we like it or not! Also, segments like Things U Should Know and Songs U Should Know (Kendall's birthday edition!) Instead of gifts, download this show! 

Episode 648 - Daughter of Hillbilly Willy 3: Escape from Dimension X

*ALL NEW SPECIAL!* It's a late October night and there's danger in the air! Especially for Cliff and Kendall who have been stranded in a foreign dimension for three years! Chill as they attempt to escape through any means necessary, and Thrill as things go wrong! What do mutant sheep, outer space vampires, and ghost hoarders have in common? They're all in this is #BRANDNEW demon possessed #HALLOWEENSPECIAL! 

Episode 647 - The Dracula Frankenstein Show

Whether you're living for blood or stitched together with spare parts, you'll love this show! Cliff and Kendall (who better?) are investigating the #TRUTH about Dracula and Frankenstein! Monsters and Vampires and Scientists- oh my! Also, #Haunted Happenings and segments such as: Halloween Things U Should Know and WWID. Don't miss this episode that's so dead it's alive! 

Episode 646 - Evil Super Team vs. Evil Super Team

Cliff and Kendall are turning evil! Haha, only kidding. They're the original fatsos with hearts of gold. However, they are each assembling an Evil Super Team of characters that could take over the world with their badness! Also: horrific things outside and segments like RU Talking 2 Me? and more! Download now, before the darkness rolls in! 

Binge Listen - The New Nightmare! Daughter of Hillbilly Willy 1 and 2

The Halloween horrors continue ... Find out what happened to all those hell demons after the electrifying ending of Hillbilly Willy 10. And also the fates of the fat (Cliff and Kendall) are hanging in the balance! And it's terrifying! Enjoy this double feature that contains "The Daughter of Hillbilly Willy" and the sequel "Hillbilly Willie Lives: Halloween in Dimension X." And in case it's news to you, the Future is Female and Frightening! Download now before it's too late for us all! 

Binge Listen - Demon Destruction: Hillbilly Willy 8-10!

Welcome back to the All-Night Cliff and Kendall Halloween Episode Festival! This installment includes the HORRIFYING END of the original Hillbilly Willy saga! Don't miss what Cliff calls his two FAVORITE episodes: "Hillbilly Willy 9: Season of the Pig" and the 10th and final chapter "Hillbilly Willy in Space"! 

Binge Listen - Halloween Hell! Hillbilly Willy 5-7

Welcome back to the All-Night Cliff and Kendall Halloween Episode Festival! This installment includes possibly the most popular episode of all time: "Hillbilly Willy 5: Cliff and Kendall Go to Hell"! And then, there's no rest for a demon possessed pig farmer! Just because Cliff and Kendall moved to Busheltown doesn't mean the horrors are over! With Hillbilly Willy 6 and 7, you'll be in Halloween Heaven! 

Binge Listen - The Origin of Evil: Hillbilly Willy 1-4

Welcome to the All-Night Cliff and Kendall Halloween Episode Festival! In this first installment, we present the first four chapters in the Horrible Halloween Saga of Hillbilly Willy. Find out all about how Cliff and Kendall encountered the demon possessed pig farmer and the destruction that followed! Kendall says, "Don't miss two of my ALL TIME FAVORITE episodes: Hillbilly Willy 3: House of Demons and Hillbilly Willy 4!" 

Episode 645 - Worst Love Songs Countdown! (Warning: So Bad!)

Cliff and Kendall would do anything for love, including this countdown of the world's worst love songs! Will the songs you love or hate be included? Only one way to find out! Also: segments like Bad Jokes and Host Match! Don't miss this show that will plant a song in your heart! 

Episode 644 - The Secret History of the Bathroom

It's a double dinger of a show when Cliff and Kendall reveal the #HIDDEN #SECRETS of the place you go #1 and #2! Also, showers? Tubs? Toilet Paper? What gives?! Also, segments like: WWID and RU Talkin' 2 Me?! Don't miss this episode that promises to flush away your problems and cleanse your very soul. 

Episode 643 - Cliff's Highly Contentious Birthday Countdown

This week Cliff and Kendall are counting down Cliff's favorite things for his birthday, and things get #HEATED! Will Kendall screw up the countdown and ruin their friendship forever? Find out! Also, segments like Bad Jokes and Hot Subjects! Don't miss this show that could change everything! 

Episode 642 - Salute to Saturday Morning Cartoons!

Cliff and Kendall are returning to the Good Old Days** when Saturday mornings meant cartoons and not hangovers! Enjoy this old fashioned salute to the #TOONS that made life worth living once upon a time. Also: friends go back to school, segments like You Wanna Hear Something Weird and Stupid Questions! Download this episode and serve in a bowl with milk. (Note: **Good Old Days were also bad)

Episode 641 - Skunks and Other Stinking Creatures

Finally! Who better?!? Cliff and Kendall are diving deep into the world of stench makers: Skunks, Earwigs, and other animals smellier than you could ever imagine. Also: cool segments like You Wanna Hear Something Weird? and more! Hold your nose and download this show! 

Episode 640 - Threesomes with Cliff and Kendall

There's magic in the number 3! This week: two guys talking three-ways, trios, and the best threesomes of all time. Will _____, ______, and _____ make the list? Download and find out! Also: scheduling mixups and segments like Bad Jokes and WTFood. Pro tip: Listen to this episode with two other people! 

Episode 639 - Sequels: Hollywood's Best Idea!

Everyone loves a number two! Or three, or even more! Because #SEQUELS give us life! So Cliff and Kendall are counting down the best ones ever! Did your favorite make the cut!?!? Also: a cooking game show, segments like WWID and Fill in the _______, and etc. Don't miss this #Loving #Tribute to Movie Sequels that may leave you wanting even more!! 

Episode 638 - It's a Fried, Fried, Fried, Fried World

Finally! Who better?!? Cliff and Kendall dive DEEP into the FRIED world! They're counting down the top ten fried things, so batter yourself up and download this boiling-in-oil show! Also, segments like Bad Jokes and What the Kidz R Sayin'! 

Episode 637 - Flamingos, Fleas, and the Fudge Factory

This episode will have you saying, "Finally a funky fresh show about fleas and flamingos!" Cliff and Kendall are coming to you from the fudge factory in this high stakes episode! Don't miss: a difficult test, segments like RU Talkin' 2 Me? and Host Match, and #more! You'll give this show an F, for FUN!  

Episode 636 - The Night of "The Night Countdown"!

What are the best things about the dark part of our day: #Night? Find out this week as Cliff and Kendall delve deep into the darkness for #Answers! Also: the gang exhibits a new statue, segments like WWID and WTFood, and more. Don't miss out, download this episode about the NIGHT so it can see the light of day! 

Episode 635 - The Bizarre Worlds of Venus and Jupiter

Warning: Freaky planets! Finally (and who better?), Cliff and Kendall tackle the two brightest spots in the night sky (not counting the boring old moon). It's time you learned the STRANGE truths about Venus and Jupiter! Also: Growing rye in space and segments like What the Kidz R Sayin' and You Wanna Hear Something Weird?! Download now and blast off into a world of #Laughter! 

Episode 634 - The Room Temperature Countdown!

You've heard Cold and Hot, now hear about what's not! Cliff and Kendall are counting down the Top Ten Room Temperature things in the most #HEATED and #CHILLING countdown yet! Also: popsicle sticks and segments like Stranger Things Than Stranger Things and Dear C&K. Don't miss this episode that dares ask the question "What is room temperature?" 

Episode 633 - The "Hot Stuff" Countdown!

Get ready for some #HotStuff this week as we count down the Top Ten HOT #Things! You'll get a fever from the HEAT! Also, segments like Host Match and more! Don't miss this episode that's almost, but not quite, TOO HOT TO HANDLE!  

Episode 632 - Cliff and Kendall's COLD Countdown!

Chill out with Cliff and Kendall as they count down the very best COLD things! You'll certainly up your #COOL factor with this show! No pun intended! Also, Celebrity Aspirations, 30 year old toys, and segments like RU Talking 2 Me!? and Bad Jokes. Caution: This episode may give your freezer burn!!! 

Episode 631 - Little Shop of Cliff and Kendall

One night only! The Cliff and Kendall gang goes off-off-off-off-wayyy-off-Broadway! It's the story of a little nerd who discovers a new breed of plant. With love, blood, and dentistry! Starring Kendall, Cliff, Mr. Snodbottom, Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn, some sock puppets, and Charles the Contractor. Directed by Crockpot. You know the meek are gonna get what's coming to 'em ... 

Episode 630 - Cliff and Kendall's Animal Kingdom

Look unto the animal kingdom and find #peace! Cliff and Kendall's "Animal Kingdom" is filled with their favorite animal characters, from ______ the ______ to ______ the _______! Also: disgusting body stories, a hiding wife, and segments like What the Kidz R Saying and You Wanna Hear Something Weird!? Don't be a sleepy monkey or a comatose seal, download this show! 

Episode 629 - Comedy Bailout 2020

A lot to cover this week! And for a world in pain, Cliff and Kendall do the only thing they know how: provide a #COMEDY bailout! There are Bad Jokes, puppets, and a list of underrated comedy movies that will balm your weary soul! Don't miss this smile-inducing program. Have a laugh and then get back to making the world a better place! 

Episode 628 - Top Ten Things About BED Countdown!

Relax but don't sleep on this episode! Cliff and Kendall are counting down the 10 Best Things About and/or To Do in Bed! Also: Cool segments like Bad Jokes and You Wanna Hear Something Weird?! This is it, the show you've been dreaming about! 

Episode 627 - The Truth (!!!) About Kangaroos and Dingoes

Crikey! Cliff and Kendall are dishing the dirt on the cats and dogs of Down Under: Kangaroos and Dingoes! How are kangaroos like Tony Soprano? How are dingoes the lizards of Australia? Find out! Also: one of the best Quarantine Quancerts yet, a graduation emergency, and segments like WTFood and Hot Subjects! Download this episode and keep it in your Mom's pouch! 

Episode 626 - Cliff and Kendall's Cinematic Cartoon Kavalcade!

At last! Who better? Settle in for a countdown of the 10 Animated Movies you #MUST watch before Quarantine is over! (You won't BELIEVE #1 or #8! #9 you'll see coming from a mile away!) Also: zany cartoonish segment like WWID and Dear Cliff and Kendall. Download now and yes, Cliff and Kendall are that large- not just drawn that way! 

Episode 625 - The Truth (!!!) About Raccoons and Lizards!

Why do raccoons wear those masks? How are lizards like Satan himself? Find out the answers to these age old questions and more this week! Also, don't miss life-giving segments like Bad Jokes and You Wanna Hear Something Weird!?! Tell your friends about this #episode! 

Episode 624 - Ghost Stories on the Sidewalk

Get ready for a spooky good time as the Heavy Hosts head (safely) outdoors for another round of terrifying tales by firelight! Also: Don't miss cool kindergarten memories and segments like RU Talkin' 2 Me? (Ghost Edition!) Pull up a marshmallow and download now! 

Binge Listen - Sassy Scripted Specials!

Don't miss this mega-marathon of 5 scripted specials featuring The Cliff and Kendall Gang! You're in for music, merriment, and mucho guest stars! Settle in for "The Desert Storm of Cliff and Kendall," "Death's a Beach," "Separate Vacations," "One Crazy Summer Night," and "Cliff and Kendall Castaways"! Enjoy this alone or play it for a friend in a coma so they remember what a good time sounds like! 

Episode 623 - Singin' in the Booth!

The Heavy Hosts are talking Movie Musicals today! You will 100% CRAP YOUR PANTS when you hear #1! (*Kendall was klueless!) Also, hum along with segments like WWID and Bad Jokes! Do some vocal warmups as you download this explosive episode! 

Episode 622 - Inventions! Inventions! Inventions!

Finally (and who better?) the heavy hosts are counting down the greatest Inventions ever Invented! What's on the list- toilet paper? eyebrow pencils? You'll never guess! Also: inventive segments like WTFood and Hot Subjects! Don't miss this episode that might fulfill all your needs! 

Episode 621 - The Greatest Games of All!

You'll never guess #1! The Heavy Hosts are counting down the greatest #GAMES ever created! (Finally, and who better, are we right?!) Also: cool segments like Songs You Should Know and more! Don't miss this show about games (or is it a game about a show??) 

Episode 620 - Exploring the Great Indoors!

Finally, and who better, to devote an entire episode to revealing the #BEST things to do when you're stuck inside! Cliff and Kendall have all the tips you've come to love and enjoy, and: segments like You Wanna Hear Something Weird? and more! Don't miss this show that at last reveals what being inside feels like! 

Episode 619 - Sci-Fi "Must See" Countdown! (Mandatory)

Finally, and who better, to deliver a countdown of the ten Sci-Fi movies you #MUSTSEE before you #PERISH. And cool segments like RU Talkin' 2 Me? and Hot Subjects! Don't miss this episode that has it all, including a bag of chips and the Cliff and Kendall Gang's test results! 

Episode 618 - Never Break the Chain!

The gang is working to avoid a #CURSE this week! Also, it's a show about snails and possums; one eats the other- download to find out which! And don't miss segments like WWID and Bad Jokes. Use your prehensile tail to download this episode, then store it in your hairy shell! 

Episode 617 - Clothes Make the Cliff and Kendall

Look down. If you aren't naked, then chances are you're wearing #CLOTHES! And now Cliff and Kendall are here to spill the secrets about those pieces of cloth we put on our bodies! Also: an Etiquette League appraisal, segments like WWID and Bad Jokes! Unzip and step into this episode (by downloading it). 

Episode 616 - The Hair Up There

Get your follicles ready for two balding men talking about #HAIR! What is it, why is it on your head? Also: the gang considers becoming a chain and segments like You Wanna Hear Something Weird and Host Match! Don't FLIP YOUR WIG, download this show instead! 

Episode 615 - Wide World of Dairy

At last, the Fat Hosts tackle the topic of #DAIRY! They're spilling the tea on milk, yogurt, cheese, and MOO! Also: a Midnight Madness sale, segments like WWID and Bad Jokes, and the clowns are sent in! Don't miss this show that'll send you over the MOOn! 

Episode 614 - Secret Show (Don't Tell Kendall)

Historians will argue (bitterly) over this episode for decades to come! Download and find out why, but WHATEVER you do- DON'T TELL KENDALL about this show! #SHHHH

Episode 613 - The Truth (!!!) About Coyotes and Dolphins

Finally a show about the coyotes of the sea: Dolphins! AND the dolphins of the land: Coyotes! #canyoubelieveit?? Also: Crockpot is acting weird, a store opens, and segments like Hot Subjects (so hot you won't believe we're talking about them on air!) and RU Talkin' 2 Me!? Don't miss this show that answers every coyote and dolphin related query you've ever had!! 

Episode 612 - 100 Years of the 1920s: A Loving Tribute

Finally, the modern day Babe Ruth and Fatty Arbuckle sit down to explore just what in the heck the 1920s were! Sure there was flapping and roaring, but what else? Is that when everything started to go downhill? (No spoilers!) Also: topical segments like WWID and Dear Cliff and Kendall. And don't miss Mrs. Potterbutter Butterchurn's new business venture and Cliff's new single "Cleanin' Out the Storage Closet." Download now, no money down! 

Episode 611 - Secrets of Old Hollywood EXXX-posed!

Hooray for Old Hollywood! It's a black and white, black tie affair as Cliff and Kendall explore and expose the secrets Hollywood wishes you didn't know! Also: cool segments like You Wanna Hear Something Weird? and RU Talkin' 2 Me? Watch out for popcorn on the floor and applauding movie fans in the aisles! 

Episode 610 - Jagged Little 90's Tribute

Hop in the 'way-back' machine to take a trip back to the 90's! Cliff and Kendall are recapping the highs and lows of the decade we hardly knew. Also- hot segments like WWID and You Wanna Hear Something Weird!? So no one told you life was gonna be this way? Download this show that is all that and a bag of chips and more! 

Episode 609 - Hat's All Folks!

You guessed it- this is a show about #HATS! All your burning Hat Questions will be answered, so much so that you'll flip your lid! Also: sexy segments like Bad Jokes and Hot Subjects! Download this show and keep it in your hat! 

Episode 608 - What's the Deal With the Amish?

Finally, and who better, there's a show to reveal all the fascinating facts about the Amish! Also: pole dancing lessons, exciting segments like #BADJOKES and RU Talkin' 2 Me? Don't miss this show that will make 2020 worth living in!! 

Episode 607 - Once Upon a Christmas in ... The Falkland Islands

**ALL NEW SPECIAL** It's December 24th and the Cliff and Kendall gang have to make it to their big performance on time! But, will a series of horrible mishaps prevent them from showing up? Don't miss Special Guest Terri the Temp, a host of holiday hijinks, and visitors from other worlds! Enjoy this show with some freshly roasted chestnuts and a cold flute of eggnog. 

Episode 606 - Holiday Traditions That Will BLOW YOUR MIND

Buckle up for one #Holiday of a show! Cliff and Kendall are serving Christmas traditions that you have to #HEAR2BELIEVE! Also: the gang tries to get some pets adopted, LIVE ON AIR GIFT GIVING, and segments like Dear Cliff and Kendall and Things U Should Know! Wrap this show and give it to your loved ones this holiday season. 

Special Presentation - "Xmasablanca"

Relive the X-citement of this #HOLIDAYSPECIAL set in, you guessed it, Casablanca! Will Cliff and Kendall and their friends be rounded up for breaking a series of new laws!? Or will they squeak out one more #ChristmasMiracle? 

Binge Listen - Holiday Special Mega-Marathon!

Settle in for a long winter's listen! It's a sleigh-full of HOLIDAY SPECIALS: First Charles the Contractor turns the holiday on its head in "The Boogie Before Christmas." Then, a serial killer meets his magic match in true holiday style in "Christmas Saves Cliff and Kendall." #3: Blast yourself to the North Pole for the fable of "Cliff and Kendall Save Christmas," with everyone's favorite elf and Christmas robot. #4: It's winter fun by the ton, when the gang spends the holiday in the great white north for "A Canadian Alps Christmas." Penultimately, 'Cliff and Kendall were fat to begin with ...' so begins an obese ghost story of Christmas, a truly original one with three ghosts and two hosts on the ride of their lives in "A Cliff and Kendall Christmas Carol." Finally, spend the holiday in Busheltown as the fat hosts try to save their show, but will a town full of wacko characters get in the way?? Instead of Christmas presents, give people this show! 

Episode 605 - Ghost Stories at Christmas!

In the old tradition, Cliff and Kendall are telling #GHOSTSTORIES by the #holidayfire. Don't miss bone chilling Xmas tales, segments like RU Talkin' 2 Me? and Host Match, and More! Don't miss this episode that will be cherished for generations to come! 

Episode 604 - Tootaloo Twenty Teens!

Join Cliff and Kendall as they discuss just what made the twenty teens so unique! Don't miss deep insights into the biggest cultural moments of the decade! Also: roller skating antics, Disney+ digressions, and more! 

Episode 603 - Internet Secrets 2 Hot 4 TV!

Finally, and who better, to discuss and #EXPOSE the dirty digital details of the web and also The Net! Sandra Bullock warned us #thenet could be dangerous, why didn't we listen? Also: the gang is stuck in the air, segments like Bad Jokes and Dear Cliff and Kendall, a remix that is ready for #theclub, and more! Don't miss this show that wouldn't miss you if the tables were turned! 

Episode 602 - Kendall's 38th Birthday Blowout!

You only turn 38 once, so don't miss this show! It's all for Kendall's big 3-8. Also: Cliff and Kendall's Car Convo, a trip to the seat belt factory, and segments like: You Wanna Hear Something Weird? and RU Talkin' 2 Me? And don't miss the exciting conclusion of Cliff's Cassingle! 

Episode 601 - Hillbilly Willie Lives: Halloween in Dimension X

Halloween and its accompanying horrors are here in this ALL NEW SPECIAL! Cliff and Kendall are stuck in an alternate dimension, but even that can't keep them from being terrorized by the scourge of the North Busheltown Woods: Hillbilly Willie! Hell-demon magic, tragically hip web celebrities, and more await! Download now or there'll be #HELLTOPAY! 

Episode 600 - Samhain Spectacular!

Finally! Cliff and Kendall are going back to the roots of Halloween and getting intimate with #SAMHAIN! It's justified and ancient and you won't believe what goes down at the Pagan Samhain Bonfire! Also, segments like: Samhain Bad Jokes and Halloween Host Match! Download this show, burn it to a disc or save it on a hard drive, then distribute to trick-or-treaters! You'll go down in history!

Episode 599 - Scary Movie Salute at the Halloween Party

Don't be #tooafraid to download this show devoted to the SCARIEST movies! Also, the gang's got a cool and hip group costume and they're having the time of their lives at the Motel Halloween Party! Trick or Treat yourself to segments like Frightening RU Talkin' 2 Me? and You Wanna Hear Something Weird?! Get your freak and party on with this new episode just in time for Halloween! 

Special Presentation - A New Nightmare! "Daughter of Hillbilly Willy"

A new nightmare begins from the ashes of the old nightmare! The North Busheltown Woods still aren't safe from demon-possessed maniacs in this Peabody Award-worthy Halloween Special! Don't miss the terrifying next chapter, coming SOON! 

Binge Listen - Demon Destruction: Hillbilly Willy 8 - 10

Welcome back to the All-Night Cliff and Kendall Halloween Episode Festival! This installment includes the HORRIFYING END of the original Hillbilly Willy saga! Don't miss what Cliff calls his two FAVORITE episodes: "Hillbilly Willy 9: Season of the Pig" and the 10th and final chapter "Hillbilly Willy in Space"! 

Binge Listen - Halloween Hell! Hillbilly Willy 5 - 7

Welcome back to the All-Night Cliff and Kendall Halloween Episode Festival! This installment includes possibly the most popular episode of all time: "Hillbilly Willy 5: Cliff and Kendall Go to Hell"! And then, there's no rest for a demon possessed pig farmer! Just because Cliff and Kendall moved to Busheltown doesn't mean the horrors are over! With Hillbilly Willy 6 and 7, you'll be in Halloween Heaven! 

Binge Listen - The Origin of Evil: Hillbilly Willy 1 - 4

Welcome to the All-Night Cliff and Kendall Halloween Episode Festival! In this first installment, we present the first four chapters in the Horrible Halloween Saga of Hillbilly Willy. Find out all about how Cliff and Kendall encountered the demon possessed pig farmer and the destruction that followed! Kendall says, "Don't miss two of my ALL TIME FAVORITE episodes: Hillbilly Willy 3: House of Demons and Hillbilly Willy 4!" 

Episode 598 - Ghost Stories in the Pet Graveyard

Don't be too #SCARED to download this ghostly episode! Cliff and Kendall are in a Pet Cemetery with their pals telling GHOST STORIES! Enjoy heart-stopping tales, segments like WWID and Host Match, and other Halloweeny type stuff! It's pumpkin time- and Cliff and Kendall are shaped just like pumpkins! 

Episode 597 - Cliff and Kendall's Family Jewels

Finally, and who better, to do a show all about #jewelry! We're talking every aspect, each more fascinating than the last! Also: tooth maintenance, segments like Shout Outs and #BADJOKES! Don't miss this show that has everything you hoped for, it has everything you need! #download #now! 

Episode 596 - Warning: Shark Show

This week Cliff and Kendall wade into the murky depths below to reveal some #killerfacts about SHARKS! Also: fun at The Smelly Clam, find out if God exists, an H side for the ages, and segments as cool or cooler than RU Talkin 2 Me? and Hot Subjects! Download now before this show sneaks up and takes a bite out of you! 

Episode 595 - Octopussesesses

Relax, it's your magic time! And Cliff and Kendall are here to tell you 8 times more than you ever wanted to know about Octopuses! Do they have arms? How much can their suckers lift? Are they crawling across your floors at night? Also: an insomnia attack, segments like WWID and RU Talkin' 2 Me?! Don't miss this episode! Download now or regret it forever!